back to article In the name of love, don't scalp your U2 aka Dreamfest tickets, warns Salesforce

For the second time in three weeks, delegates are flooding into San Francisco for a big conference – last month it was Oracle OpenWorld and now the Salesforce Dreamforce conference kicks off on Tuesday. Dreamforce sold out early this year, with the $1,799 tickets getting snapped up more quickly than expected. As with anything …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Yes, one can only imagine the pillow talk

    "Yeah baby, download my contacts!" Plus, "You have a great dashboard there, baby!"

    Having put the El Reg commentariat off sex for at least the next 24 hours, I will leave now.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Pint

      Re: Yes, one can only imagine the pillow talk

      "Love your backend baby! Shagalicious!!"

  2. Sebastian A

    I'm assuming they were intentionally scalped? Perhaps a little too aggressive though, heck one of them lost his eyeballs.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Facepalm

    Achtung Baby, LOL

    Please. We all know they peaked with The Joshua Tree.

    1. BongoJoe

      Re: Achtung Baby, LOL

      Not quite what I imagine angst-ridden rock and roll to be when I was growing up in the seventies...

  4. Andrew Moore

    Not quite sure if the scalpers know what they are doing...

    So the tickets are $1,799, but they are appearing on Craiglist for as high as $1,250?

    1. 2460 Something

      Re: Not quite sure if the scalpers know what they are doing...

      Haha, I picked up on that too. 30% reduction seems like a good deal :)

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Waste of money

    These tickets are vastly overpriced to begin with

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