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Microsoft has issued a missive congratulating itself as the first global cloud service provider to get with the new EU Privacy Shield Framework agreed with the US, which must mean your data is safe in its hands, right? Sadly, the Privacy Shield Framework, like the Safe Harbor agreement that preceded it, relies on US companies …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    I comply with the Privacy Shield

    And so does my wife !

  2. adnim

    "EU Privacy Shield Framework agreed with the US"

    Oh that's OK then.

    Should they not be getting this EU Privacy Shield Framework agreed with the EU?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "EU Privacy Shield Framework agreed with the US"

      It is agreed, but what all these companies carefully avoid to mention is that Privacy Shield presently has a temporary nature - about a year of so if I recall correctly. Especially thanks to the likes of Snowden, it has become very clear that an agreement of that type needs to be backed by legal changes in the US, and I reckon by the time that would ever happen we'll have shopping malls on Mars.

      Besides, self certification is akin to a caught thief promising they won't do it again. They'll continue their data grabbing, just hide it better.

      1. Rich 11

        Re: "EU Privacy Shield Framework agreed with the US"

        Does anyone really think that legal changes in the US would mean a damn thing to the CIA or NSA?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "EU Privacy Shield Framework agreed with the US"

          Does anyone really think that legal changes in the US would mean a damn thing to the CIA or NSA?

          Nope, they've grown way beyond control. There is no way any US government official can assure me (or people more important) that they are still able to exert ANY control over those agencies.

          That said, GCHQ appears well on its way to achieve that too. Retrospectively changing laws to legalise activity is a good hint that control has all but vanished.

          Don't like us? No worries, we either find some dirt of you, or make sh*t up..

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We shield your privacy like it is a financial priority.

  4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Of course, we aren’t suggesting that Microsoft is failing to comply with Privacy Shield, just that the certification is largely meaningless because companies are allowed to judge for themselves whether they meet the criteria US govt TLAs can ride roughshod over it.

    FTFY

    To be fair to Microsoft they do seem to be making serious efforts, both in the US courts and in putting in arms length arrangements in their German data centres.

  5. Dan 55 Silver badge

    Chinese Export

    I know another self-certified process that's not worth the product it's stamped on the back of.

  6. captain veg Silver badge

    reminds me of...

    ... ActiveX controls in Internet Explorer. To be accepted as "safe" your control had to implement an interface that permitted IE to ask "are you safe?" That's fox 'em.

    -A.

  7. Trigonoceps occipitalis

    " ... had to implement an interface that permitted IE to ask "are you safe?"

    "Is it safe?"

    Dear, dear Larry in Marathon Man

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