back to article Wearable fart generator

Games developer Ubisoft claims to have developed a wearable fart generator, to accompany a forthcoming South Park game in which a character's emissions are a major plot point. Dubbed the “Nosulus Rift”, the device is said to offer the most immersive gaming experience yet conceived. The game and the device will apparently be …

  1. Erewhon

    And yet...

    It still makes more sense than Internet of Things

  2. Alan Brown Silver badge

    hmmm

    Does it come with an Ice Cream truck?

  3. hplasm
    Coat

    When it is running

    - does it make a faint hum?

    1. Simon Harris
      Joke

      Re: When it is running

      Yes but it's out of tune...

      it's a bum note.

  4. Dwarf

    Ruse ?

    Something smells a bit fishy about this story. Could it possibly be a ruse ? (Obviously !)

    If they have done the impossible, then I'm starting a kick-starter for alternative firmware, so that it can produce the smell of bacon, I'd couple this with a mobile device app so that I can set the time and get the bacon smelling alarm clock - which is much more useful.

    Fun video though.

  5. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

    I read an SF novel

    where virtual reality was not "immersive" but "intrusive". I think the non-visual interface device was called "the Probe", and it was unisex. And difficult to ignore.

    I think "DOS" was in the title.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Nosulus Whiff ?

    Surely they missed a gag here.

  7. Alistair
    Coat

    But .. But ...

    I'm sure it was the dog....

    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Re: But .. But ...

      That Virtual Dog, again?

    2. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

      On the internet, no one knows, ...

      (He who posted it, hosted it!)

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