back to article Los Desaparecidos di Disruption: The Final Days of Conservative 2.0

We’d been jeered, we’d been jostled. Overnight, we’d become un-people. Now in this dank, windowless subterranean concrete cell, I cast an eye around my companions again. Loyalists and traitors alike had been thrown together. Lords Feldman and Finkelstein. Matthew Hancock. Ed Vaizey. Oliver Letwin. Dangling by hooks through his …

  1. phuzz Silver badge
    Flame

    Reports that the recent heatwave is caused by Our Gracious Leader opening a portal to hell are exaggerated.

    It's just waste-heat as a by product of the summoning grids she's running in Whitehall.

    1. sandman

      Nyerlathotep should have been there already but sadly he's travelling by Southern Rail.

  2. Notas Badoff

    Promoted?

    Promethean!

  3. ecofeco Silver badge

    A Man from Mars

    Is that you? Well played sir. Well played.

  4. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Not being a Brit I had to look up some of the names for context, but it was really worth the effort. This is brilliant.

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