Reports that the recent heatwave is caused by Our Gracious Leader opening a portal to hell are exaggerated.
It's just waste-heat as a by product of the summoning grids she's running in Whitehall.
We’d been jeered, we’d been jostled. Overnight, we’d become un-people. Now in this dank, windowless subterranean concrete cell, I cast an eye around my companions again. Loyalists and traitors alike had been thrown together. Lords Feldman and Finkelstein. Matthew Hancock. Ed Vaizey. Oliver Letwin. Dangling by hooks through his …