Unbelievable!
Not enough spelling errors and not a single "yo!"?
This week, Microsoft tried to connect with college-age kids, and it did not go over particularly well. An after-party invite sent out to interns in San Francisco tried its best to be cool, like fresh straight from the fridge daddy-o cool. The end result was predictable. My roommate received this email from a Microsoft …
I saw this and assumed it was just a wind-up. You know when your dad turns up at a party wearing MC Hammer harem pants demanding that...
...look,I'm making this up. I was trying to think of an analogous moment which is comparable to that horrifically embarrassing email. There isn't one.
Microsoft have reached peak cringe, fam.
" I was trying to think of an analogous moment which is comparable to that horrifically embarrassing email."
Got one: Your date arrives just in time to meet your parents... Who are heading out to a Rocky Horror Picture Show viewing... in full costume.
"Dammit dad! If you have to wear fishnet stockings in public, would it kill you to at least shave your legs??"
"Innocent young college kid goes for a "meeting" with a stranger and then wakes up the next morning, in an unfamiliar box, with a massive, alcohol-induced headache and suddenly realises that someone has ...
... installed Windows 10 on their laptop."
I think you mean "wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with a note on the mirror saying 'Welcome to Windows 10' scrawled on it."
He's a yank, their beer just makes you sick without the joys of being drink.
Even most English beers don't cause you to be drink, it's still about consumption rather than transformation. Although after a few pints of Death or Glory, you do start to wonder what exactly is flowing through your veins.
This e-mail isn't some error. It's Windows 10 in text format. Soon all MS internal and external correspondance will be in this format.
Hey bae accountants, we just got flung some dope revenues and need to drop the latest receipts on you.
I'd say it was written by Tay, but there's no mention of a final solution.