back to article Here's how police arrested Lauri Love – and what happened next

Lauri Love was arrested on suspicion of offences under the Computer Misuse Act 1990 early in the evening of 25 October 2013, when a National Crime Agency officer wearing dungarees and posing as a UPS courier told Love's mother that Lauri himself had to come to the porch to collect his delivery. In his dressing gown and pyjamas …

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  1. Fonant
    Black Helicopters

    It's not looking good...

    And we soon might have Theresa May (note the "h") as our Prime Minister.

    1. John Lilburne

      Re: It's not looking good...

      Mrs May believes all sorts of imaginary things:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15160326

    2. Christoph

      Re: It's not looking good...

      "Theresa May knows exactly what the public want & need.

      Mainly because she's read all their emails."

  2. CAPS LOCK

    Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

    ... Make sure you have off site backups whether you expect a visit or not.

    1. RIBrsiq
      Megaphone

      Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

      Eh...?

      I would hope everyone keeps multiple properly encrypted backups of all their important files regardless of absolutely anything else.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        IIRC The police have the right to search any place to which an arrested person is connected that may have "evidence". Storing back-ups off-site would not render them protected.

        1. Gordon 10

          Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

          It would if there is no trail to them. Post a copy to a mate every month.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

          '..Storing back-ups off-site would not render them protected.'

          Of course, your definition of an off-site backup location might not match that of someone with something to hide. Consider the size of your average xTB drive, now, consider your surrounding geographical area for 'stash' locations..

          Now, for added fun, consider that a 128GB micro SD card can be had for around 30 quid..and it's bloody well hard enough finding the ones you know you've got somewhere in the house (sharing a house with someone totally OCD on 'tidiness' doesn't help..can't leave anything down for more than 20 minutes before it's tidied away..)

          I don't envy the police their task sometimes..

      2. NomNomNom

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        I don't backup files it is against my religion to "create" information, even through duplication. Only God can create new information.

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

      In the U.S. you would never get your possessions back without a very expensive lawyer. If you're lucky.

      1. Boo Radley

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        So true. My property was supposedly returned to me, although on the date of rerun I was in prison 600 miles away. Two lawsuits and three years later, I received a check for $158, despite losing tens of thousands of VAX gear.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

          What kills me about this thread is that most of the posters here complaining about the police becoming our masters are the same people who loudly denounce the U.S. because the citizenry is armed. THIS is why we are armed, people. We would like the police to respect us just a little. That won't happen when they are armed while we are disarmed and dependent on them for even the most minimal protection from evildoers (who will remain armed too).

          1. Version 1.0 Silver badge

            Big John "because the citizenry is armed"

            It's a good theory, but in practice when the citizenry start using their weapons they usually find that the police have bigger, better weapons and a lot more of them - I can't remember one case where the armed citizenry has emerged anything except full of holes.

            "In theory there's no difference between Theory and Practice, In Target Practice there is."

        2. Matt Bryant Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Boo radley Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod....

          "....I was in prison 600 miles away...." Gosh, you mean they locked you up for delivering Christmas gifts to the children at the orphanage? Or could it be because you were convicted of a crime in a court of law? And it would seem a serious crime if you got porridge rather than a suspended sentence, or was it not your first offence? Yes, I find you such a reliable and trustworthy source for opinion on the MO of the coppers - not!

          ".....received a check for $158, despite losing tens of thousands of VAX gear." LOL! Unless this happened in the '80s I suspect you were overcompensated!

      2. Jake Maverick

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        especially dildoes, they like to steal them and sell them on ebay apparently, even though i thought such items were banned?

        1. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

          "...especially dildoes, they like to steal them and sell them on ebay..."

          Probably not something I would buy used.

          // who would?

          /// "rare example...only 100 made..."???

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

      "Broken? No, they fell down the stairs when they were helping us with our enquiries. Twice."

    4. macjules

      Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

      Love's computer equipment could be encrypted “at the press of a button”

      Just wonder if it might not have easier to simple cut power to the house and then pose as EDF engineers?

      1. TreborG2

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        @macjules - you assume the computers are not laptops, or that he had no battery backup system (fairly inexpensive devices) attached to a desktop style computer.

        such an assumption can not be made where a supposed encryption event could occur.

        As to the "press of a button" those replying did click a button to do so, and was that some herculean feat to undertake?

        *AND* macjules, had the system been a desktop, and had whole disk encryption been employed, simply cutting power means the system boots up, and asks for the password to decrypt the OS or other apps within the system which would cause a failure to boot otherwise.

      2. cmaurand

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        It was already encrypted before anyone showed up at his door. There's probably physical copies of things hidden somewhere offsite, too.

      3. paulc

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        wouldn't work for reasons already mentioned...

        They have special means of keeping computers powered up while transporting them to their lair... they even have boxes called mouse jigglers to prevent screensavers kicking and then requiring a password.

      4. Wayland

        Re: Extensive delay in return of computers is SOP by PC Plod. Usually the items are also broken...

        If you're running an encrypted Linux file system then you need the key when booting the computers. Whilst they're up they are no encrypted. Cut the power and they're encrypted. However he would have a UPS.

  3. s. pam Silver badge
    FAIL

    People travelling to the USA

    Can look forward to this kind of bullshit and far more once their police farces get the right to have your social media accounts!

    Time to travel technology neutered again!

    1. chivo243 Silver badge
      Windows

      Re: People travelling to the USA

      How would one prove they do not in fact have these so called social media accounts? I don't have FB or Twatter, or LI or... or... but I do have an El Reg login.

      Will it become a law that you are required to have such frippery?

      Tramp because he probably doesn't have social frippery logins either

      1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

        Re: People travelling to the USA

        The proposed new form would have the social media fields marked as optional. The assumption is that most people will fill them in without looking to find out what the star refers to. Clearly some children should not be taught how to read.

  4. NorthernCoder
    Big Brother

    Kafka's "The Trial" comes to mind...

    Icon for obvious reasons ->

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This one weird trick to avoid US extradition

    You'll never believe what happened next!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Although the burden of proof lies with Love

    I still don't get how the burden of proof that you forgot something lies with you. In essence, you're supposed to prove that you do NOT remember something, which is impossible (how can you prove God does _not_ exist?). You can only prove that you DO remember (by providing the keys).

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

      Perhaps the Chewbaca defense might work?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

      I think it's based on the perceived implausibility that someone would take steps to secure something and then forget how to get to it when they wanted.

      Unlike key to a shed though, it's difficult to sort through ones thoughts and metaphorically find it at the back of the drawer.

      1. Mage Silver badge

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        Forget the password?

        Maybe after 98 days of not using it most people would forget.

        I have two main passwords to remember, the rest are in a manager or written down. I'd likely forget them a lot quicker than 3 months if I wasn't using both every day.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Unhappy

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        Personally I have encrypted stuff, only to forget the keys and after much cursing etc have to reformat losing the info - fortuneately I did have back ups well off site but not quite as upto date as I would have wanted

        Mines the one with the little black book of passwords etc in the pocket

      3. tony2heads

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        Context matters with memory. I had an instance inside a bank where I needed my banking PIN, but could not remember it.

        I stepped outside to the ATM and it the memory came bank instantly.

        If Lauri has the same thing he might need to sit in front of his computer to remember the code

        1. g e

          Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

          That context isn't a 'Thing' you have it's actually a documented phenomenon with human recall. It's not called 'changing context', IIRC but it's essentially the same meaning, like moving from the living room to the kitchen to subsequently forget what you went for, only to remember immediately once you returned to the living room 'context'.

          Something to do with hunter-gathering I seem (see what I did there) to remember ;o)

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

            Really. Expecting highly trained and experienced "cyber investigators" and their superiors to know about, let alone understand, a concept like context memory is too much. Not now that the idiocracy has taken hold.

            Back when I was a young public defender (before discovering that IT paid better and was a lot more fun), I had a case that turned on the time witnesses said they saw my client. Instead of asking them what time it was, I asked what was on TV. Armed with their answers, I entered a copy of the local paper into evidence,and showed the court its TV schedule: demonstrating that all of the witnesses had consistently testified they'd seen my client during a period that his boss and fellow employees said he was still at work (over an hour before the time noted in all the police reports). The case was a bit odd because my client's entire family were notorious troublemakers in the neighborhood with criminal records, and the crime he and his brother were accused of was burning down their own house. My theory even all these decades later is that some of the neighbors set fire to the house and then pointed the police towards "the usual suspects".

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

          Does anyone else around here suffer from PIN Anxiety - the fear of forgetting your PIN such that when you come to type it in you are sure you've forgotten it, the car reader will reject your PIN and much embarrassment will be caused all round?

          Just me then? Number of times that happens to me and it's some form of muscle memory that picks the right PIN and bails me out.

        3. chivo243 Silver badge

          Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

          Let him have access to his gear in his desired location. Have two trained observers discretely observe him, give him space to keep his word.

          Memory is elastic...

        4. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

          @tony2heads

          He offered to do just that BUT was not allowed to have his computers back to aid his memory.

          As stated there was no risk as the Disks could have been 'imaged' to allow for any risk of deletion of data.

          If you are accusing someone of not giving Keys/Passwords to prove guilt of un-named/proved crimes, it helps if they do not remember them. :)

      4. d3vy

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        "I think it's based on the perceived implausibility that someone would take steps to secure something and then forget how to get to it when they wanted."

        Perceived being the operative word. I dont like to use the same password for things, I also like to use complex passwords for things that I dont want people to guess.

        I have often forgotten 17 character passwords or forgotton which characters I uppercased and which were replaced by special characters.

      5. h4rm0ny

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        >>"I think it's based on the perceived implausibility that someone would take steps to secure something and then forget how to get to it when they wanted"

        I've got a dozen old GPG keys, encrypted partitions and what-have-you that I can't remember the passwords for or that I've lost the key for. I could pull any old hard drive out of my filing cabinet and odds are there's something on there I can't access.

        This is an unjust law that runs against the principles of innocent until proven guilty and of no self-incrimination.

        1. Michael Dunn
          Headmaster

          Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love @ H4rmony

          How many times have I posted the correction "Innocent UNLESS proven guilty."

          Saying 'until' assumes guilt.

      6. Bawsnia2

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        There is no law I know of making you tell the police where you hid the shed key. The burden of accessing the shed is on the police. But it was the M.P's we voted in did this to us. Sorry the M.P's a minority of us voted in.

      7. Barry Rueger

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        It's entirely plausible that a long, complex passphrase could be forgotten, in whole or in part, in the months after equipment was seized, but before the key was demanded.

        Especially given the stress levels Love would have experienced.

        Human memory is unreliable at the best of times.

        1. gnasher729 Silver badge

          Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

          I have all kinds of passwords stored in the keychain on my Mac. If the police takes away access to my Mac, there's all kinds of information that I cannot access. And I think it was said his computer wasn't returned to him.

    3. James 51
      Big Brother

      Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

      This is an extremely dangerous law that violates the right to silence and is ripe for extreme, unprovable abuse. All the police have to do is say that they believe you have the password and you are guilty if you do not hand it over. There is no defense beyond proving a negative. Of course if the first time you saw the USB stick was when an officer dropped it into an evidence bag, how are you going to prove that?

      1. AlbertH

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        Obviously proving that you've forgotten passwords is difficult...

        My run-in with Plod was made all the funnier because they'd never seen Linux before and made the assumption that I "must be hiding something" because I wasn't using Windoze or Apple. I steadfastly refused to provide passwords and pointed out that if their "computer specialists" were any good, they'd be in the machines in minutes.

        When it got to Court, I demonstrated that the reason I used "something else" was to prevent any unauthorised access to my copyrighted work on my machines. I also demonstrated that breaking into a Windoze machine was trivially easy - which is why I won't use it.....

        They were unable to gain access to my machines (except to a "Guest" account) and I refused to let them in. The Judge asked if there was anything that I didn't want revealed on my machines. I explained that there were details of my Bank Accounts, a lot of my work, and various private emails. The Judge asked if he could be allowed to have a private look at the contents - I acceded, on the understanding that it was restricted to him, in private. He had a quick look, concluded that there was nothing actionable on the machines and dismissed the case.

        I received a settlement for unlawful detention and for the unlawful seizure of my gear - I don't need to work for a couple of years!

    4. Wommit

      Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

      It's all about the presumption of guilt, whether innocent or not.

    5. Christoph

      Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

      You're thinking of several years ago when we had something called "The rule of law". This was designed to prevent citizens being oppressed by the government, so of course it had to go.

      Innocent until proven guilty, open trials, being allowed to see the evidence against you and confront your accuser, having to have actually broken a law rather than just annoyed the government, all that has been chucked in the rubbish.

      1. Aitor 1

        Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

        One of the reasons we had to get away from the Human Rights Court.

    6. ma1010
      Paris Hilton

      Re: Although the burden of proof lies with Love

      And it's quite easy to forget passwords if you don't use them often. I had an email account with Bluebottle.com (sadly now defunct). I normally read email in Thunderbird and had forgotten the password. I wanted to log in to the web interface just before Bluebottle went away and check a non-inbox folder. I couldn't remember the password, no matter how hard I tried.

      I did find it, although it shouldn't have worked. I admit that when I set the account up years ago, I set it up with plain text password transmittal [hanging head in shame]. I did finally remember that bit, so I used Wireshark and sniffed the password. Problem solved.

      But, based on my own experience, I agree that if the plod seize computers and hold them for months during which the owner doesn't USE any of the passwords, it's not only reasonable, but LIKELY that the owner will forget the passwords.

      Paris because my memory for passwords is about that good.

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