Management Speak
Why isn't there a management speak flag?
Anyway, I've had a new one today.
"The draft roadmap is on Sharepoint now. Make any changes to the roadmap that you think are needed, but make sure you cloud them."
Yes. Cloud is now a verb with a second meaning - share on the internet.
So when management talk about "Engaging with stakeholders and sharing their vision." they mean "Talking at staff and clouding the issue."
It all makes sense now.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
