Switch off the smartphone? Yes, sure going to happen.
Humankind is clearly doomed.
On the positive side there will be less toilet clogging by used condoms in the future...
Smartphones stymie sex
Condom-maker Durex has conducted "research" that suggests 40 per cent of people won't try to instigate sex if their partner is using a smartphone in bed. The company reckons if you want your holidays to feature fewer Angry Birds and more horizontal folk dancing, you should switch off your phone. And, presumably, apply …
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Wednesday 24th May 2017 04:37 GMT Chairman of the Bored
Think of the CHILDREN!
Lets face a hard fact: if this research is rock solid, we're screwed.
Only those in higher income brackets, socioeconomic classes, whatever, can afford to blow $$ on really nice devices. And we stop reproducing? That sucks. What a long, slippery slope towards idiocracy!
I don't want to take this lying down! I think I will have a stiff drink.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
