back to article Gillian Anderson: The next James Jane Bond?

Gillian Anderson has got a her fans all a-tizz down at Twitter with a hint that she might be prepared to fill Daniel Craig's shoes as 007. Gillian Anderson's Jane Bond tweet To secure the role, Anderson will have to beat off stiff competition from Idris Elba, Damian Lewis and Tom Hiddleston - all of whom are in the frame for …

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  1. Alister

    "Betteridge's law" is applicable to the headline of this article, with the answer being a definitive "no".

    Oh good, I don't need to read it to comment then...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You won't believe in the contents of this comment!

      At least they've added a footnote, but I guess it is a general trend with all news sites. All articles in CNN are slowly being replaced by clickbait crap like "Is this the most adventurous highway?" and "Why this leopard is so exciting" (two real samples from today's CNN site).

      Do they really need to compete with listicle and copy-and-paste humor/gossip sites? (NO)

  2. Steve Crook
    WTF?

    " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

    Really? I mean REALLY?

    1. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

      Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

      I rather like the double entendre embedded in that sentence - an El Reg classic, as it were.

    2. h4rm0ny

      Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

      Well it's still better than Pierce Brosnan's "I thought Christmas only came once per year". I mean if there's any article where you're going to insert an extra entendre, it's going to be one on Bond.

      1. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

        Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

        if there's any article where you're going to insert an extra entendre, it's going to be one on Bond.

        So it was inevitable that the author would slip one in

      2. Steve Crook

        Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

        "I mean if there's any article where you're going to insert an extra entendre, it's going to be one on Bond"

        I mean if there's any place where you're going to insert an extra entendre, it's going to be one on Bond

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

          Meh. As double entendres go, this one's half-cocked and premature. Wait for a story where the double meaning is closer to the truth than the literal interpretation. The kind where you're halfway down the page before you realize "holy shit, that's fucking filthy - and hilarious!"

      3. Voland's right hand Silver badge

        Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

        Pierce Brosnan's "I thought Christmas

        That was quite tame compared to Roger Moore's "Miss Godnight is coming up" and Q's comment in Moonraker "He is attempting reentry".

    3. TheTrouser

      Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

      Anyone but Damian Lewis

      Daniel Craig - and even Gillian - look like they could actually kill a man.

      The best Lewis looks like he could do would offer someone a limp handshake and ask if they'd like a cup of tea. . .

      1. Rich 11

        Re: " will have to to beat off stiff competition"

        The best Lewis looks like he could do would offer someone a limp handshake and ask if they'd like a cup of tea. . .

        I dunno. He made a good job of playing a menacing psycho in The Escapist.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sorry, I just had to, um, pop off.

    I'm back now (cough)

  4. Indolent Wretch

    Can't really change the gender of 007 until they bite the bullet that they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person. Especially after the pointless Craig reboot where they managed to go from the hot young agent getting his 00 with his second kill at the start and have him a washed up, OAP, well passed his prime by the 3rd movie.... and god knows where he got the old Aston from.

    Still given they don't have the guts for that they should make her the next Doctor.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It wouldn't even take a reboot, the usual "rebuttal" only proves that Dalton was playing the same man as Lazenby.

    2. CaptainHook

      Can't really change the gender of 007 until they bite the bullet that they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person.

      *****

      Doesn't necessarily have to be "The Top Man", especially not if the man keeps changing and therefore you can never be sure that 007 in this mission is necessarily the best man at the time, but I've always like the idea of a small team of the best of the best, who get promoted into the role when there is a vacancy in the team and remains in that position until death or retirement (i.e the size of the team remains roughly static)

      If that theory is correct, then there have probably been lots of 006 Alec Trevelyan's running around as well.

      1. Alien8n

        One film

        Casino Royal.

        (The original one, not the remake)

        1. Dave 126 Silver badge

          Re: One film

          The Woody Allen James Bond:

          "My doctor says I can't have lead enter my body under any circumstances!"

          The same film also featured an Ursula Andreas James Bond, and David Niven as the original James Bond, bemoaning the damage to his good name from his masters appointing sex maniacs as his successors.

        2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

          Re: One film / Casino Royale

          I liked Peter Seller's Bond in that. And David Niven's (he also drove the proper Betley, with the compressor). And that the super villain turned out to be Woody Allen. But he last 15 minutes or so are so much OTT that I can't watch them when I'm sober.

      2. a pressbutton

        Re: The future...

        "Who is 001?

        You are number 6"

        Problems with identification everywhere...

        1. Alien8n

          Re: The future...

          @a pressbutton well Bond does seem to become a prisoner in every single film somehow...

    3. MacroRodent

      Still given they don't have the guts for that they should make her the next Doctor.

      No, since she's not British.

      1. Rich 11

        No, since she's not British.

        She grew up here. She does a better British accent than any American actress (with the possible exception of Maggie Gyllenhall).

        1. EddieD

          Renée Zellweger...just saying...

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Can't really change the gender of 007..."

      Of course they can! The film starts with Damian Lewis as Bond who gets his nadgers cut off by the Bond Villain and then Gillian Anderson takes over. Simples...

    5. Jedit Silver badge

      "they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person"

      I can go with this. Particularly if they cast Gillian Anderson as James Bond without changing the name of the character.

      The main issue with casting Anderson is she's 48 this year. This has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with the role. Roger Moore's later movies were made when he was in his 50s, and he was something of an embarrassment in them. I wouldn't want Anderson to suffer the same fate.

      OTOH, if they want to make an adaptation of Brian Michael Bendis's excellent period spy comic Velvet, I think Anderson would make a very good Velvet Templeton. For those unfamiliar, the central premise of the book is "What if Miss Moneypenny was a retired 00 agent?"

      1. Hollerithevo

        Re: "they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person"

        Never heard of Velvet Templeton, have just done The Google and wow! Nice to see an older woman who looks like she can truly kick ass.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Velvet Templeton

          One look at the images Google showed and it was obvious Claudia Black was born to play her.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person"

          Nice to see an older woman who looks like she can truly kick ass.

          I think you'll find pretty much any woman who has done intensive sport will be able to offer that look, especially ballet dancers and gymnasts are almost scary in how well they retain body trim.

          However, do you really want to bend the whole Bond concept just to make it gender acceptable?

          Are we so short of good story writers that nobody can dream up an alternative world or even story line with a strong female lead? I thought Lara Croft was not a bad start, or - to stay with the same actress - the "Mrs" in "Mr & Mrs Smith", but that was maybe too much traditional (intentionally, of course).

          Even better, could we please, please, please have a female Deadpool? That would crack a number of stereotypes at once and would at least be funny. Most of these super types are way too impressed with themselves.

          1. Jedit Silver badge
            Headmaster

            "Even better, could we please, please, please have a female Deadpool?"

            I don't know if you know, but there actually is a Lady Deadpool. She's part of the Deadpool Corps, a collection of Deadpools from a variety of parallel dimensions that also includes Pirate Deadpool, Deadpool the Kid and Headpool, the severed zombified head of the Marvel Zombies Deadpool who flies around using a helicopter beanie. Unfortunately Deadpool 2 is likely to be Deadpool and Cable, but who knows - maybe in the third?

      2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

        Re: "they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person"

        Mmh. I quite liked Connery in Never Say Never Again. The type of agent that makes up for missing youth by decades of experience - been there, done that, can't be fooled twice, etc. But then again I'll turn 50 later tis year, so maybe I'm a bit biased. Now get off of my lawn!

      3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: "they should reboot Bond to be MI6s top agents 'identity' and not just a single person"

        "The main issue with casting Anderson is she's 48 this year. This has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with the role. Roger Moore's later movies were made when he was in his 50s, and he was something of an embarrassment in them. I wouldn't want Anderson to suffer the same fate."

        Funny you should mention Moore and Anderson in the same sentence. I was just thinking how she has a similar acting style and range of facial expressions.

    6. magickmark

      If you look carefully, the number plate on the Aston is Skyfall is the same as the one he won in Casino Royal so that's where he got the Aston from. But as to how it got all the upgrades (ejector seat etc) is the real question.

      But I think that if you over analyse the films you spoil the 'fun' of them. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

    7. Jeffrey Nonken

      Oh, you must be thinking of Casino Royale. No no, not that one. David Niven. Peter Sellers. Ursula Andress. And, you know, Woody Allen.

    8. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      "Still given they don't have the guts for that they should make her the next Doctor."

      I'd definitely prefer to see her wielding a sonic screwdriver than a PPK. On the other hand maybe I should keep my sexual fantasies to myself.

  5. Locky
    Flame

    No no no no no no and no

    This goes against everything Fleming wrote, it's a fundimental plot point in so many of the source texts

    There is absolutly no way that Bond is a ginger

    1. Andy The Hat Silver badge

      Re: No no no no no no and no

      ... and I'm sure running across rooftops in high-heels would be bad form.

      Though "Emma Peel" always managed by changing into a tight jump-suit before a fight scene ...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "Emma Peel" always managed in a tight jump-suit

        oops, I had to pop out again.

        I'm back now ....

    2. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: No no no no no no and no

      Imagine a Scottish ginger. It's outlandish.

  6. adam payne

    Gillian Anderson as a female bond. I would watch it.

  7. quattroprorocked

    For my money, Gillian or Idris. Lewis looks wrong to me and while Hiddlestone is great, I think he's too obvious.

    OMG, an on topic comment.

    I'll get my coat.

    1. h4rm0ny

      There're only two requirements. Firstly, Bond has to be English and posh. (S)he can be gritty and rough as they like but they have to know their way a bottle of wine and be able to pick out the Saville Row suit from the others.

      Secondly, they need to be something of a brute. I see this as where the danger with a female bond. I think they will be tempted to make Bond a slinky femme fatale a lá Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels or Scarlett Johansen in those Avengers films. They'll want Bond to suddenly be this ninja cat type spy just because he's now female. I would prefer a male bond (I'm female, I like to look Danial Craig - that's half the appeal), but I could stand to see a take on it with a female Bond. But if she doesn't beat someone half to death in a nasty manner and a dollop of sneering contempt for the victim's horribly violent death, it's not Bond.

      If they keep the character the same, I might be okay with it. But I suspect they'll want to change it. Bond is a psychopath. That will stand out a lot more to people if he becomes a she and I think most male directors would shy away from that and soften Bond.

      1. Hollerithevo

        May I offer as an example...

        V I Warshawski? Very brutal when she needed to be, willing to kill and is not sorry to wipe out scum.

        I would also offer a better example: Modesty Blaise.

        One of the great crimes against humanity is that the two Modesty Blaise films have been insulting jokes. Does it need a woman director to be serious about Blaise?

        1. Dave 126 Silver badge

          Re: May I offer as an example...

          I feel Gina Carano would make a better J Bond than Ms Andrerson. Carano, who was a mixed martial artist before her film career, has a presence and muscular power.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Carano#Television_and_film_career

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haywire_(film)#Critical_response

          1. BernardL

            Re: May I offer as an example...

            Gina Carano can definitely do the fight scenes. The afterparty scene in the Shelbourne Hotel showed she can dish it out as well as take it. (Yes, I know they were acting, but it was plausible.)

            Claudia Black was born to play Modesty Blaise. Awesomely.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: May I offer as an example...

            I feel Gina Carano would make a better J Bond than Ms Andrerson. Carano, who was a mixed martial artist before her film career, has a presence and muscular power.

            Yes, Haywire was a very interesting example of that - given her background I'd imaging there wasn't much need for training for the action scenes :).

      2. John Hughes

        Firstly, Bond has to be English and posh.
        Scottish, actually.

    2. kain preacher

      Idris would be kick ass.

      1. Dave 126 Silver badge

        >Firstly, Bond has to be English and posh.

        Sean Connery was less English than Idris Elba. Even the version of Bond played by Daniel Craig was Scottish (orphaned, raised in an English boarding school)

        1. h4rm0ny

          >>"Sean Connery was less English than Idris Elba"

          But he was playing English. Just very badly!

          I meant the character has to be English, not the actor.

          1. EddieD

            Read the obit in "You only live twice".

            And the telegram rejecting his knighthood in "The man with the golden gun"

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