back to article The 'new' Microsoft? I still wouldn't touch them with a barge pole

Microsoft makes a number of truly fantastic technologies and it is legitimately at the cutting edge of a number of hybrid cloud technologies. By the same token, Microsoft is also an asshat, so any attempt to make decisions about it gets complicated and messy in a right hurry. Unfortunately, as refreshes near, making sense of …

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  1. Roq D. Kasba

    "Unfortunately, as refreshes near making sense of Microsoft is something I am repeatedly asked to do"

    I can't parse this - can anyone help?

    1. Electron Shepherd

      Parsed?

      I think it's:

      "Unfortunately, as clients get close to the point in their business cycle when they buy new hardware and/or software, I am often asked to help them understand what the current Microsoft product line is and how it can be used by the client's business to greatest effect."

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

        Optional

        If I am parsing Past Trevor correctly it is closer to

        "Unfortunately, as clients get close to the point in their business cycle when they buy new hardware and/or software, I am often asked to help them understand what Microsoft's products and services currently are, what the licensing is like and - most importantly - what Microsoft's plans are for the future.

        This includes having to assess the risks of staying with Microsoft as well as moving away from Microsoft, for new and existing workloads. Bearing in mind factors that go beyond just immediate technological considerations, such as long term concerns regarding licensing models, service existence, data sovereignty, ability to run workloads locally, lock-in, likelihood to want to move away from Microsoft at the next refresh, and whether it is better to eat the costs of moving now or defer them until later."

        They encourage me to write short, however. Sorry if it didn't parse quite right. That Past Trevor guy; not always the best at things...

    2. Sixtysix

      Insert comma here...

      Missing comma I think:

      "Unfortunately, as refreshes near, making sense of Microsoft is something I am repeatedly asked to do"

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

        Re: Insert comma here...

        Missing comma I think

        I think you're right. Have asked people with superpowers to correct. Hurrah and cheering!

        1. Roq D. Kasba

          Re: Insert comma here...

          Cheers guys :)

  2. agatum

    Microsoft make a number of truly fantastic technologies and they are legitimately at the cutting edge of a number of hybrid cloud technologies.

    And that means precisely dick if customers don't trust you and don't buy all those fantastic techs.

    1. hplasm
      Devil

      Ah, but....

      "Microsoft make a number of truly fantastic technologies and they are legitimately at the cutting edge of a number of hybrid cloud technologies."

      ...I see the problem. Clouds shouldn't have cutting edges!

    2. MyffyW Silver badge

      Microsoft were never very sexy, but they worked the geek-chic look for some years in the '90s and early noughties. Nowadays, they're like the embarrassing parent who holds the pocket money and the car keys but simply hasn't a clue.

      I speak as an embarrassing parent.

    3. Zakhar

      Seriously!

      "It's hard to make purely technological arguments against Microsoft these days, and that's a good thing. They've come a long way in that regard and in doing so they have bettered the whole industry."

      Yes, and just an example : NTFS, the one and only File System for W$ is obviously awesome compared to ALL the other FS out there!

      That's of course not counting M$ still patent-trolling with the almost 50 years old FAT.

      Seriously Trevor!

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

        Re: Seriously!

        Uh...ReFS? Have you seen the version of ReFS available in Server 2016? It is not to be sneered at.

        And patent trolling isn't a technological argument. It is a sociopolitical one.

        1. herman

          Re: Seriously!

          OK, have you tried to actually use ReFS? First of all, a machine cannot boot off a ReFS partirion, it also doesn't work with databases. So what is it good for?

          1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

            Re: Seriously!

            In the 2012 iteration? Files. I've found it a lot less butts than NTFS for large numbers of files.

            The 2016 iteration has come a long way. Most notably in the advanced made for hosting VHDs. ReFS + Hyper-V is actually a decent combination. You know, if you use Hyper-V.

            Also: Databases? They go in a VM. Preferably a Linux VM. ReFS should only really rear its head as a place to put files you need to share via SMB or as an underlying store for Hyper-V VMs.

            Outside of that, Windows should really only be used inside VMs for legacy workloads that can't yet be migrated off. Those shouldn't be too complex or demanding. Some might be, I grant you, but most workloads can talk to files hosted on a network share or to a database hosted in another VM. Windows is for applications made by developers from the past. Nothing more.

            Get your databases on a proper DB server and thus on a proper OS!

            1. TheVogon

              Re: Seriously!

              "Databases? They go in a VM"

              Not in any large environment. Or for anything that needs licensing from Oracle.You would normally have an SQL Server (and maybe Oracle) cluster that hosted multiple databases with appropriately sized hardware. There is no gain to be had from virtualising such an already shared platform.

              "Get your databases on a proper DB server and thus on a proper OS!"

              Yep, SQL Server is the easy choice. My condolences for those still stuck with Oracle.

          2. TheVogon

            Re: Seriously!

            "First of all, a machine cannot boot off a ReFS partirion, it also doesn't work with databases"

            "Users do need to be mindful that ReFS in its current iteration is not meant to be a replacement for NTFS. Instead, it is a complimentary file system, designed to handle tasks where NTFS falls short, such as file and data archival servers."

            "Later versions of ReFS may very well replace NTFS as the default Windows file system, but it isn’t going to happen soon. After all, it took NTFS 8 years from its introduction until it became the default file system for consumers in Windows XP"

          3. Mike Pellatt

            Re: Seriously!

            It's fair to say that after years of trying, we're finally realising that a single on-disc filesystem that's optimised for all use cases is probably not achievable. So I don't see your objection as (necessarily) an issue.

            As long as it's not forced on everyone....

      2. Richard Plinston

        Re: Seriously!

        > That's of course not counting M$ still patent-trolling with the almost 50 years old FAT.

        FAT12 in MS-DOS 1.x was 1981 which is only 35 years old, though 'Stand-Alone BASIC' was a year or two before that.

        But the patent-trolling seems to be based on VFAT with the 'feature' of generating both 8.3 and long filenames. This is only 21 years old as it came out in Windows 95.

        1. el_oscuro

          Re: Seriously!

          Oh, yes, that patent from Micros~1. I wonder if they have also patented "Hide extensions of known file types" and the "Microsoft sort"

  3. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

    The lock in Question

    When not to trust the supplier?

    1) When the license key stops the product from working unless you keep paying for it.

    2) per call support costs. Who wants to handover a credit card number when your production server has gone down in the middle of the End-of-year processing and... well you know the rest.

    3) Inability to speak to a real person who actually understands the product rather than someone from south India called Joe who can't really speak English even though they are reading from a script.

    That enough to go on?

    Personally, as retirement looms I am actually looking forward to the day when using anything to come out of Redmond is history. no windows, Ribbon, forced updates and all that other other crappiness. Yes, there is life after microsoft and a good one at that.

    1. Sandtitz Silver badge

      Re: The lock in Question

      "1) When the license key stops the product from working unless you keep paying for it."

      Unless it's O365 or some other "cloud product", I'm not aware of MS products ceasing to work when the license expires.

      "2) per call support costs."

      The prices are per incident, not per call.

      What competing products do you use where you get free phone support?

      "3) Inability to speak to a real person who actually understands the product rather than someone from south India called Joe who can't really speak English even though they are reading from a script."

      My experiences with MS phone support haven't (yet) been transferred to Far East. The last person I received support from was actually a Dane who spoke English fluently. I'm sure MS has call centres in India too. YMMV and so forth.

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

        Re: The lock in Question

        My experiences with MS phone support have almost exclusively been transferred to the far east. Namely: every single time I want to exercise downgrade rights. That's two hours per bloody key, every time.

        Similarly, Office 365 support is always front-ended by admittedly quite friendly folks with accents that I sadly have trouble understanding, and who seem to have trouble understanding me. We talk enough to exchange e-mails, and then things proceed forward, albeit very, very slowly. The same issues occur with MSDN and Microsoft Network support, especially when it is something like "your billing doesn't understand the fact that I am part of two separate organizations and my Action Pack won't let me renew". Etc.

        The only time I can remember ever having gotten someone who spoke an English dialect from one of the Five Eyes countries was when I called in for LCS support, shortly after the acquisition.

        MS support might eventually solve many of the problems presented to them, but I cannot say I've had good luck actually communicating with them, nor have they been particularly expeditious. That said, they're huge, and it could just be luck of the draw with me...

        1. frank ly
          Facepalm

          Re: The lock in Question

          My name is ...... I said ..... ok, ok,... foxtrot, romeo, alpha, november, er, er, the eleventh letter of the alphabet ..... no, not the seventh, the eleventh. Yes, it has happened, more than once. They sounded American but I suspect that they merely learned 'English' from American tutors or (more likely) watched many American tv series.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The lock in Question

            "My name is ...... I said ..... ok, ok,... foxtrot, romeo, alpha, november, er, er, the eleventh letter of the alphabet"

            I have a slightly unusual name which I can now recite in the NATO alphabet without thinking about it, all thanks to call centres.

            1. RegGuy1 Silver badge

              I can now recite in the NATO alphabet

              NATO has its own alphabet? Wow. Is that to confuse the Russians?

              1. Herby

                Re: I can now recite in the NATO alphabet

                Actually is it the ICAO (International Civil Aviation Organization) alphabet.

                Link included for reference. You're welcome.

                1. herman

                  Re: I can now recite in the NATO alphabet

                  The phonetic alphabet started with the Royal Navy before the 1st world war already. ICAO and NATO only came half a century later.

                  1. gzuckier

                    Re: I can now recite in the NATO alphabet

                    P as in Philip, G as in gnat, K as in knee....

          2. stu 4

            Re: The lock in Question

            The best one I got once was "yes - 5QG...'five two jay ?' no... five quebec golf 'oh sorry that doesn't help me - I don't know the phonetic alphabet thing'..... oh christ...

          3. jelabarre59

            Re: The lock in Question

            > They sounded American but I suspect that they merely learned 'English' from American tutors or (more likely) watched many American tv series.

            Poor folks in India. At least the Japanese have Ellen Baker (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ellen-baker-new-horizon) to teach them English.

        2. TheVogon

          Re: The lock in Question

          "My experiences with MS phone support have almost exclusively been transferred to the far east. Namely: every single time I want to exercise downgrade rights. That's two hours per bloody key, every time."

          That's NOT professional support. That's license admin.

          Professional support is accessible here if you don't have a subscription / other support options:

          https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/gp/offerprophone?wa=wsignin1.0

          In many Microsoft support calls over a number of years I have never had anyone who didn't speak English fluently.

          1. Ian 55

            Re: The lock in Question

            Yeah, but you can threaten to destroy the planet if you don't like the service.

            Me? Never had a good experience with MS 'support'.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Terminator

            Re: The lock in Question

            >"In many Microsoft support calls over a number of years I have never had anyone who didn't speak English fluently."

            Hmmm... strangely plausible... worked "helpdesk" for a while?

            1. TheVogon

              Re: The lock in Question

              "Hmmm... strangely plausible... worked "helpdesk" for a while?"!

              No one in a frontline helpdesk role would be calling MS Pro Support - it's a feature of 3rd / 4th line engineering type role. And yes for about a year, many years ago...

          3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: The lock in Question

            "That's NOT professional support. That's license admin."

            Why should license admin not be considered a support task?

            1. Loud Speaker

              Re: The lock in Question

              Why should license admin not be considered a support task?<P>

              In order to minimize the number of new licensees.

            2. TheVogon

              Re: The lock in Question

              "Why should license admin not be considered a support task?"

              The service he was using is a consumer focused service. Enterprises usually use MAK keys and have no normal need to make such transfers. There IS a professional support option for license admin via the Microsoft Licensing Portal and associated services but again those are always fluently English speaking.

              Anyway, personal license transfers are not in anyway part of Microsoft Professional Support (which is usually chargeable per incident).

          4. Richard Plinston

            Re: The lock in Question

            > In many Microsoft support calls over a number of years I have never had anyone who didn't speak English fluently.

            I have had many phone calls from Microsoft Support saying that they have detected a problem in my machine* and they can fix it. They all have had strong Asian accents and haven't been fluent in English.

            * Interestingly, I don't run Windows though.

            1. Jonathan Richards 1

              Hello, my name is Gavin

              Interestingly, when the scammers are asked point-blank if they're calling from Microsoft they get a bit jumpy, and hedge around the question: they say things like "We are the Windows Support Department", but hesitate actually to lie about being Microsoft(R). I guess that Microsoft's lawyers are a bit scary, even in Mumbai.

              1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                Re: Hello, my name is Gavin

                "I guess that Microsoft's lawyers are a bit scary, even in Mumbai."

                A requirement of trademarks is that you should defend them. If you fail to do that you lose them.

                The odd thing is that if you use the Microsoft mail service under one of its ever-changing brand names the spam with the lowest probability of being filtered out is that purporting to come from themselves and yet it's the spam they should have the greatest success with - they should be able to find out whether they sent it. If they were ever taking misuse of their trademarks to court this lackadaisical approach to passing-off attempts which they could control would provide a stack of evidence against them

            2. rnturn

              Re: The lock in Question

              I've gotten a few of those calls. I egg them on saying something like "Oh... that sounds serious. Tell me more." After wasting several minutes of their time, I tell them I don't use Windows, that they don't have a clue about my system, and laugh and laugh until they hang up. Then their phone number goes into my call blocker application.

          5. nijam Silver badge

            Re: The lock in Question

            > That's NOT professional support. That's license admin.

            License admin is the most "professional" of professional support. Tech support, however, can be handed off to anybody who's been provided with a manual.

      2. TheVogon

        Re: The lock in Question

        ""2) per call support costs."

        The prices are per incident, not per call.

        What competing products do you use where you get free phone support?"

        It IS free if it's found to be a fault or bug in Microsoft software - the incident is credited back.

        1. Roo
          Windows

          Re: The lock in Question

          "It IS free if it's found to be a fault or bug in Microsoft software - the incident is credited back."

          YMMV because that hinges on getting them to accept that there is a fault in their product. I haven't been too lucky with that, although in fairness to MS they did acknowledge the bugs years later as a result of being used as an exploit. :(

        2. tom dial Silver badge

          Re: The lock in Question

          My recollection is that with both HP and Sun (later Oracle) we had unlimited support, paid for on an annual subscription for both hardware and software. We cheaped out and bought only 0800-1700 local time, though, and there was a per-incident charge for after hours and weekends. I think the 24x7 support rates were about double, and over about 15 years the question came up only once, so we won on the deal. Calling them off hours would have violated the Anti-Deficiency Act, and we thought things through carefully and fixed the problem ourselves, the alternative being to wait until morning and take a hit for customer down time.

    2. Pirate Dave Silver badge
      Pirate

      Re: The lock in Question

      " I am actually looking forward to the day when using anything to come out of Redmond is history."

      I don't think all that ass-hattery is exclusive to Redmond. I don't know that Apple is much better. Nor Firefox. And I recently (finally) tried CentOS 7 with all the foolishness that is systemd and grub2, and I have to say that feels strongly like something Redmond would do. In fact, RH's decisions make me sad now. I used to enjoy being a Linux admin when it was more unixy, but this new systemd thing is the pits, and grub2 has a config file that's stupidly long and complicated for just a boot loader. And worse, that stuff is so deeply embedded in the distro now that it's near impossible to rip-n-replace. So we've finally come to the point where my favorite Linux distro is no longer about choice, it's about doing things ONE way and doing them poorly.

      It seems like the entire computer industry is in motion to "Do What It Wants To Do" and fuck any and all of us admins who don't agree or don't want to do it that way. Hell, it's not just admins, it's ANY competent computer user. I guess the money is big enough now for all these companies that they don't give a shit about those of us on the "outside" who got them to where they are today. Microsoft was just one of the early companies to get to that point back in the mid-90's. Now the rest are catching up. Sad.

      1. Mr Flibble

        Re: The lock in Question

        I'm happily avoiding Microsith for the most part. When I can't do otherwise, I'll use their stuff – in a VM if that's practical, or on borrowed hardware otherwise.

        Regarding systemd and grub, well… I wonder if Red Hat have some Hat Red of the old ways. I'm still using sysvinit and lilo; and Devuan, being a mere sideways step away from Debian, is looking tempting.

      2. Jim-234

        Re: The lock in Question

        It's going to be awhile before it's fully up to speed, but check out Devuan for Int freedom!

        Run by a bunch of people who hate being told they have to change everything just to accomodate somebody's commercial support plans.

        It's getting near impossible these days to have an OS where you know what is going on at boot or for that matter when it is running.

        https://devuan.org

        1. Pirate Dave Silver badge
          Pirate

          Re: The lock in Question

          @jim-234

          Thanks, Jim, I'll take a look at Devuan. I don't think I've run a debian-type system in probably 15 years.

          I don't guess anyone has forked Red Hat yet to create a systemd-free version, have they?

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Pirate Dave: The lock in Question

        Try out the BSD's. I've gone from CentOS 6.x, to 7 (ugh), then veered into FreeBSD instead.

        There are some command differences to get used to, but they're pretty minor. Things on whole are just a lot simpler, and pretty much "just work". Like it should be.

        1. Pirate Dave Silver badge
          Pirate

          Re: Pirate Dave: The lock in Question

          BSDs - I'd thought about that, but hadn't seriously pursued it. Had also thought about Slackware, but are they even still a thing? The latest version I saw in their ISO download area was from like Sept. 2013, but maybe I was looking in the wrong place.

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