back to article Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

It was decidedly nippy yesterday morning, and in remarking the fact to my pandiculating and yawning daughter, I was struck by the sheer magnificence of the word nippy when used to describe a crisp autumnal chill in the air. Given the biting cold, it was a right bloody palaver to scrape the frost off the van, and there's …

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  1. msknight

    Obstropolous gets good usage where I currently work. Whether it is applied, to users, managers or other entities, I couldn't possibly comment.

    1. Message From A Self-Destructing Turnip

      Definition?

      The actions of an Obstropolyp?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I think the correct word is obstreperous

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I think the correct word is obstreperous

        No, that's a different word, and you perhaps are being blinkered by the narrow scope of dictionaries. Obstropolous is a most marvellous new word that should be added to the OED forthwith.

        However, this fine invention does not address the tragic shortage of good quality obscenities in English. The primary colours of obscenity are about seven core words, then extended with modifiers and combinations. The number one position is held by "fuck" a fine obscenity, and a short blunt word with a lovely mouth feel to it, even onomatopoeic when used as an adjective, but you very quickly run out of swear words after that. As any Two Pint Screamer demonstrates after they've had a few on Saturday night:

        "Yer fuckin fook-headed fooker, yer spilt me fooking drink, fook yer, yer f-ffucking fookwit fooker!"

        So, commentards, could we have some new swear words. Ideally not related to the existing rather small collection.

        1. Allan George Dyer

          Bovine excrement! There are plenty of excellent English obscenities, but a lack of erudite invective in teeming hostelries.

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    1. hatti

      Re: Ointment

      Where can I get one of these Gorm thingys?

      1. tony2heads

        @Hatti

        Betake yourself to where the lummoxes aggroup.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @Hatti

          I quite like 'gormopath' as a dismissive term.

  3. Chris Miller

    Nippily [0]

    I've got a 1933 edition of the OED. In it, words are sometimes marked [1], indicating that there was (at the time of compilation) only a single occurrence of their use in English. A few words are marked [0], meaning that no instance could be found of the word being used, but it had been included in earlier dictionaries. An example of such a [0] word was nippily; so up to about 1930, it had (so far as the OED could ascertain) never been used in English texts. Today it's common parlance, particularly by motoring correspondents describing a car's handling. English has many such words, lying dormant, waiting for their turn to shine.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Nippily [0]

      "English has many such words, lying dormant, waiting for their turn to shine."

      ,,,and are often in use in other dialects of English. American "english" still uses many quaint old words which we have since moved on from. I heard wainscotting the other day, a word I suspect has not been used in England for many a year but certainly has a bit more gravitas than skirting board!

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: Nippily [0]

        I heard wainscotting the other day, a word I suspect has not been used in England for many a year

        But wainscoting1 figures so prominently in the Monty Python sheep sketch! Admittedly that was some 45 years back, so I suppose that qualifies as "many a year". Still, kids these days &c.

        Also, of course, the word "wainscoting" is invaluable in discussions of philosophical realism, as it figures in one of the most commonly used examples.

        1The single-T spelling appears to be preferred by dictionary authors. Google Ngram Viewer suggests it's been the more common one since about 1825.

    2. MrDamage Silver badge

      Re: Nippily [0]

      Nippily gets used quite often here in Australia.

      Mostly used to describe a sudden weather change which causes the front of tight-fitting womens shirts to garner a lot more attention than normal.

  4. stucs201

    Best cockwomble definition I've seen

    "Someone who aspires to be intelegent enough to be a fuckwit"

    1. sabroni Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: Best cockwomble definition I've seen

      Surely it's just a boy womble, the female version being a henwomble.

      1. TeeCee Gold badge
        Coat

        Re: Best cockwomble definition I've seen

        ....or a cuntwomble......depending on which derivation of the masculine version you went for.

        1. Jan 0 Silver badge

          Re: Best cockwomble definition I've seen

          > "cuntwomble"

          But that would be a deliciously, delightful, enticing, exciting womble!

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Best cockwomble definition I've seen

            But that would be a deliciously, delightful, enticing, exciting womble!

            Your fantasies are obviously very different to mine.

    2. Measurer

      Re: Best cockwomble definition I've seen

      Everyone knows that the opposite of a womble is a flump, therefore...

      Pussyflump

  5. wolfetone Silver badge

    I know it's not a word, more of a phrase, but "fuckity bye" is probably my favourite at the moment.

    God bless you Malcolm Tucker.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      I rather like clusterfuck - as sometimes you need a bit of extra emphasis when describing a totally messed up situation. For example, I can find no other way to describe the ongoing disaster that is the Eurozone - where the predicted future problelms have now come to pass, but the political will to centralise that was supposed to solve them has gone away.

      Even better, when in fear of filters, or while being polite, you get to use the excellent bowdlerisation: Fustercluck.

      Which still manages to convey confusion, but with the added suggestion of headless chickens.

      1. wolfetone Silver badge

        I think a phrase exists for the Eurozone

        "From bean to cup, you fuck up"

  6. Gordon 10

    Our American cousins on occasion come up with some classics. My favourite is Asshat.

  7. Blank-Reg
    Happy

    Rumpus has been a favourite of mine. As in causing a rumpus, or scene.

    I applaud this article and champion the full use of the English language lexicon. Too often, I am ridiculed for usage of fine, if little used, word even though the usage is correct. What is so wrong in using our beautiful language to its full extent.

    Though, privately, I would love to see the return of the Aesc; æ. For use in words such as Dæmons, Archæology, Mediæval, fæces and so on.

    1. dogged

      Surely "rumpus" is - like "tot" - only used by provincial newspaper headline writers?

    2. chivo243 Silver badge
      Pint

      I've heard rumpus used in conjunction with room... a room where you do the wild thing, the nasty, the horizontal bop, make the beast with two backs, get your freak on, score and find a happy ending.

      Let's have a pint!

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Happy

        On which subject, I rather like the sound of the word (phrase?) rumpy-pumpy.

        You can roll the initial R, and then it sort of bounces along. So does one retire to ones rumpus room in order romp and generally engage in rumpy-pumpy?

        1. DiViDeD

          Ye Olde Rumpus Room

          Pretty much every Australian house is advertised as having a rumpus room. Now I know why they're so popular!

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Ye Olde Rumpus Room

            Pretty much every Australian house is advertised as having a rumpus room. Now I know why they're so popular!

            I live in Australia and yes I do have a rumpus room in my house. Its main purpose is as a play-room for the kids, and that is the usual meaning down under. However I do confess that the missus and I have indeed been known to partake in some intimate shenanigans in that room (after the kids were safely in bed asleep, of course).

        2. John Presland

          Rumpety-pumpety.

      2. Captain Hogwash

        So that's what Ned Flanders was talking about. Thanks for clearing it up.

  8. Zog_but_not_the_first
    Happy

    Courtesy of Mr Turner

    "Brook your ire Sir" is a great alternative to "calm down, calm down".

    1. Fibbles

      Re: Courtesy of Mr Turner

      Doesn't sound as funny in a Scouse accent though.

  9. AndrewInIreland

    Spanish...

    perroflauta is just brilliant. I used it correctly in Malaga last August, much to the delight of my Spanish friends.

    1. dogged

      Re: Spanish...

      So it's crusty as in "trustafarian" or "chugger", not crusty as in "bread", then.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Headmaster

    Nippy is good...

    ...but nipcheese is better. A nickname for a ship’s purser.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If you have to talk about Blaine...

    Marcus Brigstocke summed up his New York stunt where he spent a week underwater as "Amphibious gitwizard doesn't drown."

    1. nsld

      Re: If you have to talk about Blaine...

      And not forgetting the one he did at Tower Bridge with the epithet "twatdangle"

  12. Your alien overlord - fear me

    This sense of "conversation" has pretty well been lost, and now we're left with palaver meaning a complete carry-on.

    Never had a conversation with a Portugese person then? Palaver sums it up pretty well. (And yes, there's a lot of them where I live)

  13. Uncle Slacky Silver badge
    Stop

    Obligatory Simpsons reference

    What, no mention of "cromulent", "embiggen" or "kwijybo" yet?

    1. chivo243 Silver badge

      Re: Obligatory Simpsons reference

      gotta love that bald north american ape... kwijybo wasn't that a triple word score?

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Obligatory Simpsons reference

      ...or fantastical as in "flying truss"....or podule!!

  14. chivo243 Silver badge
    Trollface

    Reused word

    I really like the re-appropriation of the word "tool"

  15. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

    On a topical note I'm quite fond of Autumnal, not a rare or seldom heard word, but it's one of those words that sounds as pleasing as the season it describes.

    I also like the pure illogicality of English. When the prefix 'in' usually means 'not', why does flammable mean the same as inflammable? Any why is discontent harboured in a hotbed, when a hot bed usually gives me quite the reverse sensation?

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "Any why is discontent harboured in a hotbed"

      That one's easy. Hotbed is a gardening term. It describes an arrangement for enabling things to grow more vigorously than they might do otherwise. Some managements are quite good at achieving this with discontent.

    2. Alfie

      RE: Autumnal

      I also like the word autumnal, but have taken to using the word autumny instead, mostly to wind up my english teaching better half. Inspired by Baldrick's interpretation of irony; "Like goldy and silvery, only made of iron."

      Actually the whole Blackadder the Third episode Ink and Incapability is a joy.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    While discussing Nippy, might I suggest Mammilate

    ie. possessing nipples

    1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

      Re: While discussing Nippy, might I suggest Mammilate

      IT is surely better to mammilate than never.

  17. TheProf
    Happy

    Cockwomble!

    Thank you for that. I've often wondered what to call those 'gentlemen', usually wearing grey sporting trousers, who seems to be looking for spare change in their crotch region.

    And people wonder why I'm reluctant to shake hands.

  18. astrax

    I like the word...

    ...obfuscate, because it does exactly what it says on the tin.

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