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Oracle swaps around its licence police bods' top ranks

Oracle licenceing strategy..

Don't they just sent some large men round to hold you upside down and shake until all the money has fallen out.

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Anonymous Coward

I thought the person in charge of Oracle licensing was called Robin B'stard

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Facepalm

Having an Oracle Audit done is like having severe emergency root canal but without all the fun that entails!

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