Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

I really shouldn't have given up playing drums.

Siri where's my banana? No don't open Maps, No, I said...dammit.

But why is it called Gorilla Glass?

Nice 'phone but everyone seems to be ignoring the gorilla in the room.

Food

I can't eat this?

"Wot's this crap!!! - I bloody TOLD 'em I wanted the Silverback version!"

Hey Bro, you can call me Space Grey from now on.

Ooh...look who's e-mail address *I've* found on the Ashley Madison database. I always knew that one in the next enclosure was a cheetah...

Caught out monkeying around.

Oh crap! The Mrs has found out about my Ashley Madison account.

(Edit: Ha, Ben, great minds think alike, or simian anyway.)

So this is what successful gorilla marketing looks like

Apple Genius in training.

Refreshed for the 20th time...

I thought getting a ticket for Dismaland would be easier than this.

He hoped he'd finally tracked down the only remaining copy of the Ashey Madison data dump

Huh, more spam, no I don't want any hair tonic.

iOS ..... perfect for 3 year olds and pensioners but a bit crappy for someone of my intelligence .....

I've just been friended on facebook by King Kong.

Love, Baby, see you on Alpha Centauri!

Honey, some Nigerian prince wants to give me FOURTEEN MEEEEEEELION U.S. DOLLARS!

Email:

Your uncle in Nigeria has died and left you three tons of bananas, please contact Mr Umbongo to arrange delivery. You will need to pay a small export charge.

"Full of bugs" those liars! I can't find a single termite in this thing.

Just shows you can't believe everything on the internet.

"Apple Radio?" What the fuck happened to my Bonzo Dog Do-Dah Band albums?"

About time you lot invented this!

Now, if you would just kindly get on with it and discover Slood already, we can end the longest-running experiment in the history of creation...

Oh gawd, I hope the Missus doesn't check my Ashley Maddison account

What ?

What ? I don't even HAVE an Ashley Madison account !

Simian OS - looks like it's still the best for mobes

Wtf, I'm going down for 10 years for sharing gorillas in the mist on bit torrent ?

I don't Tweet, I ROAR.

I told her I don't believe in witchcraft, then...

Remember when the Apple logo was the same colours as a Mandrill's backside?

I've got to do everything myself today, the monkeys are on strike, they don't like being paid peanuts.

Why do I keep seeing adverts for flea powder?

I'm all thumbs today.

So, will this still get me signal at the top of the Empire State Building?

If only I'd learnt to read.

The downside to escaping from the zoo: no bars.

Dr Cornelius had heard about "2 chimps, 1 cup" but regretted googling it immediately

Let's see now...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/... <click>

caption competition... <click>

...

...

Well, this is weird...

Friend

Hay, someone called Ann Darrow wants to friend me

"I'm so bad at Flappy Bird"

Facebook status update

... and then the zoo keeper fell head first into the penguin enclosure.

It's so hard finding gorilla porn.

NSA who?

I'm being tracked by who? NSA? National Simian Association? Notional Security for Apes? Naughty and Slutty Anthropoids? Ok, go for it.

Now THAT'S a selfie!

Finding a USB charger in the jungle is just slightly easier then finding a banana powered one.

How else am I meant to hold it?

What?! A selfie with Kim and Kanye? That's it no more banana daiquiris.