back to article NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

Now that a US federal court has ruled that the NSA's mass wiretapping program exceeded its legal authority, leaders of the US Republican party are pushing to make it legal. Within hours of the ruling by the US Second Circuit Court of Appeal that the NSA's bulk domestic surveillance program under Section 215 of the Patriot Act …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Me sideways

    (I don't feel like I always have to use profanities)

    I suspect these guys watch NCIS and think it's a documentary.

    1. NoneSuch Silver badge

      Re: Me sideways

      This is the new strategy.

      It takes years to contest an illegal law. When it is declared unlawful, no one is punished, they just vote in a new law to be fought in court.

      Someone needs to go to jail before this will change and as the government runs the courts, guess just how likely that is.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Me sideways

      Just to be clear, is the missing word fuck?

  2. Kernel

    That ship has already sailed

    ""One day, I hope that I'm wrong, but one day there will be an attack that's successful," "

    Sorry sunshine, but that attack took place on 119 - and you Merkins have all been running shit-scared ever since.

    1. Mark 85

      Re: That ship has already sailed

      Not all of us. Just the ones in power who want to increase their power, thus they trot this out again and again. Yeah, they Osama in their sights long before 11/9 or 9/11 (depends on your country) and basically did nothing.... nada.

    2. Paul Crawford Silver badge

      Re: That ship has already sailed

      One day? How about the Boston Marathon bombing? That had the so-called PATRIOT act in place, shit they even had warnings from Russia that these guys were trouble, and what did it prevent?

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    muh freedoms

    When I saw Mitch McConnell's fish face I knew it was bad

    1. Teiwaz
      Coat

      Re: muh freedoms

      > "When I saw Mitch McConnell's fish face I knew it was bad"

      So the reg had the right photo after all.

      I thought it was a publicity photo of a sea devil from the original doctor who series...

      1. Sporkinum

        Re: muh freedoms

        Good ol' syncronicity.. just started watching http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Warriors_of_the_Deep last night . McConnell is a turtle, not a fish, therefore Sea Devil works!

  4. Bob Dole (tm)

    Sad but true

    Why does these idiots keep trotting out the line that they (the NSA) will prevent an attack. The NSA has proven time and again that they won't prevent an attack at all. Why? because to do so would let the bad guys know we are spying on them.

    If they were honest to god going to actually ACT before something happened then I'd be more inclined. If they were TRANSPARENT about what they are collecting, etc, I'd be more inclined.

    But that's not the situation we find ourselves in. Rather we have yet another government agency that consistently lies to the public, lies to congress - basically lies to pretty much everyone about what's going on. Further they don't prevent jack or shit. To sum up: they have zero credibility.

    So, no, I don't want them to have their hands in everything because I simply DON"T TRUST THEM.

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Institutions seek to preserve the problems they were created to solve

      Stopping the next tourist attack is completely against the NSA's interests. A big bomb blast is something they can point at when they demand their next budget increase. Imagine how much dirt you could dig up on politicians with a $50billion budget. If there was any danger of the NSA's senior management being found guilty, politicians all over the country would leap up to change the law for them.

  5. Steve Knox
    Holmes

    The title is too long.

    "If our intelligence community cannot connect the dots of the information, we cannot stop this determined enemy from launching attacks,"

    Dear Mr. McConnell,

    Our intelligence community cannot connect the dots because they're fucking drowning in them. You don't gather intelligence by piling irrelevant data on top of irrelevant data.

    Also, if you have identified the "determined enemy" then the intelligence community doesn't need the mass surveillance; they can do targeted surveillance. And if "determined enemy" is used here to reference a hypothetical enemy, then you haven't met the level of evidence to justify mass surveillance.

    In either case, your statements do nothing to justify mass surveillance.

    PS. You do so look like a turtle.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    <Puke>

    Looking at that face, and trying to wrap my mind around WTH is going on in the American political system is making me ill.

    They can't even catch terrorists that tweet their plans, we've got WW3 about to explode, and these morons are still re-arranging chairs on the Titanic arguing about metadata.. the issue has gone so far beyond surveillance now, we are talking about whether any part of the US government is even functioning anymore..

    stick a fork in America, she's done..

  7. mr. deadlift

    hmm?

    "If our intelligence community cannot connect the dots of the information within the current legal framework, our intelligence is utter crap clearly deficient."

    there...

    FTFY.

  8. MrDamage Silver badge

    911

    "It's pretty clear that 9/11 could have been prevented if we had known about some of the communications that were linked to those who committed the terrible atrocity of 9/11,"

    You mean intelligence from the French and Germans that pointed out that this was going to happen, but that intelligence was ignored because US spooks couldn't be bothered getting their heads out of the donut box to confirm?

    But lets face it, you just wanted an excuse to rename the way you cook your potatos.

    1. Mark 85

      Re: 911

      Exactly. They even had, at one point, Bin Laden targeted and didn't take the shot. They knew what was coming. The actions of at least one of the hijackers was reported by a flight school and was ignored.

      It's a power grab pure and simple by the Congress for some warm fuzzies like the whole DHS thing. Pure theater for the masses and for the politicos... it's "see we did something.. vote for us".

    2. Bernard M. Orwell

      Re: 911

      ....Or the US's very own prediction entitled : "Bin Laden Determined to Attack in the US"...

      ..They ignored that too.

  9. phil dude
    WTF?

    $30 locks....

    would have prevented 9/11, sad and uninspiring though that may have been.

    Besides, it is not as if the criminals were not known to the government, all of them had visas and were from the same embassy...

    You guys should watch "The Unit", a masterpiece of military drama by David Mahmet. They have an episode that parodies it very well.

    P.

    1. Captain DaFt

      Re: $30 locks....

      "Besides, it is not as if the criminals were not known to the government, all of them had visas and were from the same embassy..."

      And mostly the same nationality.

      "But, but the Saudi's are our Friends! (Hey, have a hit of this sweet crude, it's good shit!)"

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: $30 locks....

      Andreas Lubitz changed everything.

      Now the threat can come within the pilot. hence we must monitor the communications of every human on the globe and eventually wrap our surveillance devices around the dendrites.

      1. Alister
        Big Brother

        Re: $30 locks....

        and eventually wrap our surveillance devices around the dendrites.

        You're not wrapping that round my dendrites, sunshine!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: $30 locks....

          Well it's either that or your brain being replaced by a microchip...

          1. Gannon (J.) Dick

            Re: $30 locks....

            Define "replace", AC

  10. frank ly

    Where did he learn his use of analogies?

    "The NSA doesn't sell data, your grocery store does," he said. "But I don't hear anyone complaining about the grocery store's discount card, because you get a discount."

    I chose to join the 'grocery store' scheme and gave them a 'junk' e-mail address so I can ignore any spam. I never choose (and didn't even know until recently) that the NSA(/GCHQ/etc) were making notes of who I called and when, where I was and when and which website I looked at and when.

    I have reasonable confidence that the grocery store will never try to blackmail me or embarass me in any way by revealing my purchases of tobacco/condoms/pile-ointment or try to spy on me while I use any or either of my purchases. I know that the NSA(etc) have already used their powers to spy on people's private web-cam chats for their own personal amusement and to spy on their own spouses to sniff out infidelity etc. For this, the individual operators get a 'stern talking to'.

    So, why should I trust them in any way and why should I pay attention to this idiot's analogies?

    1. Robert Helpmann??
      Childcatcher

      Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

      You also have the option of not signing up for the discount card or simply shopping somewhere else. How exactly does one opt out of the NSA's program?

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

        Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

        Emigrate.

        Oh, wait, they'll still be watching, because now you're a potential enemy alien.

        America used to be such a nice place. Now I really don't want to go there any more.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

          I guess you really don't want to go ANYWHERE anymore, because from where I sit, America is the worst country...except for all the others. Sure, some are supposedly better at privacy but they get you elsewhere...

          1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

            Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

            Oh indeed. Here I have (had) the choice of three major parties (two, or possibly one, after last night's showing) all of whom want to cheerfully slurp everything they can. Because terror.

            1. Teiwaz

              Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

              I don't want to live on this planet any more.

              After last nights showing, I'm thinking of moving. The one party that tentatively suggested this that maybe all this slurping was unuseful were slapped and slapped hard (admittedly, they hardly stepped out from the shadows as the prop of the last government, but still.

              What fresh madness does the future hold in store today, another round of 'let's ban encryption' etc. etc.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

                quite a lot of people would like to leave the planet, but very, very sadly even Branson can't get to some where livable out there

      2. Fungus Bob

        Re: How exactly does one opt out of the NSA's program?

        Death

      3. Mark 85
        Black Helicopters

        Re: How exactly does one opt out of the NSA's program?

        Simples... destroy all your personal means of electronic communication... phones, tablets, pc's, etc. Turn off the cable and satellite tv. Then... oh... wait... then they come looking for you in person thinking you're some kind of survivalist terrorist and have lots of things to hide. You're damned if you do, damned if you dont'.

    2. Bernard M. Orwell

      Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

      Also, grocery store had best not be selling personal data is almost certainly a breach of data protection laws.

      1. Gannon (J.) Dick

        Re: Where did he learn his use of analogies?

        Data Protection laws ?

        In the UK, but in the US it is in that "wrong but perfectly legal done all the time but not yet litigated" category; the bread and butter of self-identified under-rich members of the Legal Profession.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Remember 9/11?

    Er, what about remembering last week when a comic convention was attacked.... they had been watching one guys since 2006... didn't seem to make any difference there... only local law enforcement dealt with some people shooting... only later was it "terrorsim".

    Where in this very recent example did all the surveillance alter the outcome?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Remember 9/11?

      If I read an article published just yesterday, said cops WERE tipped off and therefore were ready for the attacker; thus why only the assailants are dead (the reaction to the initial shot was VERY swift and effective, you'll note).

      1. Six_Degrees

        Re: Remember 9/11?

        If you're referring to the attack in Texas, police weren't tipped off by any portion of the Patriot Act.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Remember 9/11?

          Oh? So you know exactly HOW the FBI got the information through which they tipped off the cops at the convention, allowing them to intercept the assailants before they did anything significant?

          1. Jos V

            Re: Remember 9/11?

            Ehm, not the nitty gritty on how they started tracking him, but: " while the FBI had been aware of Garland, Texas jihadist attacker Elton Simpson for nearly a decade, they did not follow his violent, pro-jihad tweets as closely as they could have because “there are so many like him” that the agency is overwhelmed."

            And:

            "Despite Simpson’s public calls for jihad on Twitter, one law enforcement official told the New York Times that this did not make him unique or demanding of special monitoring. "

            So much for blanket monitoring of anybody and everybody then eh?

            Source: http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/05/06/official-fbi-overlooked-texas-shooters-violent-tweets-because-there-are-so-many-like-him/

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Facepalm

          Re: Remember 9/11?

          No need they are just that gun happy - no one with half a brain cell would attack a donut shoppe for example

  12. RedneckMother

    wow

    I don't know where to start with my criticisms of these idiots.

    I suspect that McConnell, Burr, Rubio, McCain, et al must have some SERIOUS skeletons that the NSA (etc) have documented.

    For $diety's sake - grow some, politicians! Live up to your oath to defend the Constitution!

    <disgust>

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: wow

      I think in some of their minds, they really ARE defending the Constitution from an existential threat can come anyWHERE, anyTIME, from anyONE. They're trying to prevent the last two dreaded words, "Without Warning." In which case, no holds are barred because The Enemy certainly won't play by the rules.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: wow

        The thing is, they were warned and are being warned but have consistently ignored the warnings

  13. Six_Degrees

    The Patriot Act has never once connected any dots. Not once. When asked, not a single person in government or any of its intelligence or law enforcement agencies has been able to produce even one example of such utility.

    McConnell is flat-out lying here when he claims otherwise. If he wants to prove me wrong, all he has to do is show the nation a solitary instance of such connections made because of this odious piece of legislation.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Meh

      not worth much if they do provide proof it will be either so heavily redacted it will be useless or simply be a pious fiction

  14. Six_Degrees

    "The NSA doesn't sell data, your grocery store does," he said. "But I don't hear anyone complaining about the grocery store's discount card, because you get a discount."

    1) I can shop somewhere else, or otherwise opt out of my grocery store's data collection.

    2) My grocer can't put me in prison.

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    2. naive

      NSA does not jail people, they collect information which may lead to jailing people if that information implicates them being part of a terrorist plot.

      US bashing is on the high again here, at least it is transparent, something that European government culture lacks by default.

      Also there are tens of millions at the south side of the Mediterranean, waving the Koran at us and cutting heads off. They are the same threat to us as the communists were, except they waved with "the red booklet of Mao", both live in failed societies and want to bring their failure to us.

      Nobody should blame the US for doing something to defend itself.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Nope, but at least get something that demonstably works - and doesnt turn the USA into Eastern Germany during the Cold War

      2. Swarthy

        NSA does not jail people, they collect information which may lead to jailing people if that information implicates them being part of a terrorist plot of being someone "we don't like".

        <snip>

        Also there are tens of millions at the south side of the Mediterranean, waving the Koran at us and cutting heads off. (me:Then why do they want to surveail people on the west side of the Atlantic that have never held a Qoran?)They are the same threat to us as the communists were, except they waved with "the red booklet of Mao", both live in failed societies and want to bring their failure to us.

        Me: El Reg, can we PLEASE get the "You are completely insane" voting button?

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