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Amazon Machine Learning

*"...Jassy explained that Amazon has been experimenting with machine learning since its very early days as an online bookseller, for things like recommendation engines..."*

Ah yes:

"Recommended for you: 90" screen television —because: you bought a 90" screen television yesterday, so obviously want to f**king buy another one today"*

and:

"Recommended for you: One Direction box set (The Director's Cut with extra screaming) —because: you bought a pencil and someone else who bought a pencil also bought One Direction box set (The Director's Cut with extra screaming)"

I for one laugh in the face of our 'pretty rubbish at predicting what the meat-bags will do next', wannabe overlords.

headline miss

You had a golden opportunity with the showers headline. I'm so disappointed.