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A terrifying new quiz has indicated that the state of knowledge among Americans regarding IT topics is abysmally low: but the questions are such as to indicate that even the drafters of the quiz didn't know much. The quiz in question is one from Pew Research, intended to find out "What Internet Users Know about Technology and …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well I got 12/12

    What a terrible survey

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I didn't

      I got 10 (without reading the whole article first). Still I love the line:

      America: Only slightly worse than a bunch of monkeys guessing at random.

  2. chuckufarley Silver badge

    Everyone in the USA...

    ...knows that the internet is for porn. And cat videos. Anything else is not a first world problem.

  3. LaeMing
    Facepalm

    I assume this quiz was made up

    by the same people who make up those quizzes for Cosmo.

    1. Frederic Bloggs

      Re: I assume this quiz was made up

      And Facebook. Actually, I'm a bit surprised they didn't trial there first. Maybe (although it's unlikely) because Facebook was thought to be an unrepresentative demographic.

  4. Ken Y-N

    9 out of 12

    I didn't know that Zuckerberg went to Harvard, but I read that question as meaning "Which was the first university to have an official public presence on Facebook?" not "Which university's students was Facebook first made available to?"

  5. Dunhill
    Unhappy

    missing the boat

    not really internet questions

    i don't use failbook and twatter so i can go wrong already with 3 questions

    i never was inspired by an i-thingy so what do i care what year it was invented and what does this have to do with internet?

    real questions are not really there , just a few

    made 9 out of 12

    but my real internet knowledge from the beginning up was not tested at all

    but what can you expect in an age where almost every kiddo thinks that f.b. is THE internet :(

    1. Mark 85

      Re: missing the boat

      And everyone over the age of 30 thinks Google is the Internet. <sigh>

      1. Fungus Bob

        Re: missing the boat

        And everyone over 50 misses Gopher...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Unhappy

          Re: missing the boat

          I'm not over 50.

          1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

            Not a contradiction. No mention was made of people under 50, only people over 50.

  6. werdsmith Silver badge

    Of no consequence

    Most of those question just don't matter. I had not heard of Sheryl Sandberg until I read this article, why should I?

    I doubt that there will be a tech crisis because people don't know the date that the first iPhone appeared.

    1. DropBear

      Re: Of no consequence

      Exactly - this is the typical worthless trivia drivel game shows care so much to put on display and reward: doesn't matter what it is about as long as it's guaranteed to be useless for making any vaguely important decision about anything. That's what we want people to keep their minds occupied with after all, otherwise some of them might actually start thinking for themselves and asking uncomfortable questions, innit...

    2. Tim Bates

      Re: Of no consequence

      "I doubt that there will be a tech crisis because people don't know the date that the first iPhone appeared."

      Even people who queued up to buy the first model wouldn't remember what year that was by now... Unless some other significant event happened around the same time.

      Seems odd someone's "web IQ" would be based on the knowledge of the past and present CEOs of random tech companies.

    3. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

      Re: Of no consequence

      I had not heard of Sheryl Sandberg until I read this article, why should I?

      And if you had, why should you be able to identify her by sight? The quiz is monumentally stupid and ill-conceived, but those two questions are the worst of the lot. (Not to mention inaccessible to visually-impaired users.)

      Pew should fire whoever's behind this particular piece of rubbish. It's that bad. And the statistical analysis presented in the Pew article adds insult to injury, pretending the data captured by this survey means anything at all.

  7. D@v3

    10/12

    Apparently, I didn't answer the question about twitter, didn't know the one about the Facebook uni (guessed Stanford, Harvard seemed too obvious)

    Would have been slightly less, had I not read the article, didn't know the one about Mosaic, also had no idea who the woman was. In my defence, not because she is a woman, but because she works for facebook. I also would probably not recognise the higher ups from many other tech firms.

    1. Khaptain Silver badge

      Re: 10/12

      10/12

      No idea who that woman is and to be honest she is not an important figure so I don't knwo why should would be known.

      I thought that Privacy Policy question was a trick question !

      1. thondwe

        Re: 10/12

        PDF question also dubious - I'm pretty sure there's at least one e-mail client on some device somewhere which can't send an attachment!

        1. Conrad Longmore
          Coat

          Re: 10/12

          Even on an ancient system you could probably UUENCODE it and send it in the body text.

          I think I am being pedantic though.

        2. Gordon 11

          Re: 10/12

          PDF question also dubious - I'm pretty sure there's at least one e-mail client on some device somewhere which can't send an attachment!
          It didn't say it had to be readable at the other end, so you could send it as the body, rather than the attachment.

          Then again, it's easy to write a mail client which will only take keyboard input (just as some Unix passwd commands only take keyboard input - not command-line redirects) , so couldn't send any file (even a text one).

          1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

            Re: 10/12

            Then again, it's easy to write a mail client which will only take keyboard input (just as some Unix passwd commands only take keyboard input - not command-line redirects) , so couldn't send any file (even a text one).

            Bah. Uuencode it and enter the data by hand. That's what we did in the old days. Not like today's lazy point-and-click users.

            No doubt that's what the authors had in mind when they anticipated such objections. Which they surely did, for such a well-crafted study.

          2. Stoneshop

            Re: 10/12

            Then again, it's easy to write a mail client which will only take keyboard input (just as some Unix passwd commands only take keyboard input - not command-line redirects) , so couldn't send any file (even a text one).

            Even systems that take keyboard input from a hard-wired terminal only can send files, although it may take quite a bit of effort, and not all options may be available to Joe Random User. You could for instance UUencode the file, send it to the puncher on the ASR33, start the mail program, read back the punch tape and hey presto, you've got it ready to send. Or even UUencode by hand (the algorithm is not that difficult) and just type the lines as you encode them.

        3. VinceH

          Re: 10/12

          "PDF question also dubious"

          What PDF question?

          1: WWW vs Internet

          2: Twitter vs 140 characters

          3: Moore's Law vs transistors

          4: Privacy policy vs confidential data

          5: First popular graphical web browser

          6: Photo of Billy Gates

          7: Photo of Sheryl Sandberg (I'm presuming a sandberg would sink a camel if its name was Titanic)

          8: iPhone year of release

          9: Kilobyte vs megabyte

          10: Net neutrality

          11: First university on Facebook

          12: What does URL stand for

          (12/12 - but I only answered number 7 correctly because she was mentioned in the article.)

          I wonder if its varying the questions for some reason - perhaps randomly [tries again... same questions], or perhaps if earlier questions are answered incorrectly [tries again, getting them all wrong... same questions].

          Odd.

          1. Jonathan Richards 1

            Re: 10/12

            > I wonder if its varying the questions for some reason

            Yes, I imagine it is, and it's probably setting a cookie to fix the set that you see. I didn't get a question about where hashtags were used, f'rinstance.

            Quizzes like this are like the glossy magazine equivalent: a bit of fun for the participants. If anyone is basing any sort of decisions on the results, they're insane, especially since one could lie in the demographics section. I'd like to see the results for centennarians.

            1. jcitron

              Re: 10/12

              "...Quizzes like this are like the glossy magazine equivalent: a bit of fun for the participants. If anyone is basing any sort of decisions on the results, they're insane, ..."

              This is something some hairbrained HR director would probably do.

          2. Stoneshop
            Holmes

            Re: 10/12

            I wonder if its varying the questions for some reason

            On the results page they show the scores to 15 questions, so they are indeed varying

  8. adnim
    Meh

    question 4

    Is that a trick question?

    1. A Known Coward

      Re: question 4

      No

  9. AMBxx Silver badge
    FAIL

    People daft enough to click on a link in an email

    Nuff said

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: People daft enough to click on a link in an email

      Beat me to it, AMBxx.

      Totally useless "quiz" ... unless you need/want yet another outfit to completely ignore as being meaningless in the great scheme of things.

  10. frank ly

    "The quiz in question is ..."

    questionable and quizzical?

  11. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

    Nothing about the NSA?

    Some guy said something bad about your telecommunications. Who was it?

    1) Bush

    2) Croyden

    3) Shut up and vote

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    8/12

    At least 4 of the questions had f-all to do with IT knowledge. That's my excuse, anyway.

  13. I_am_Chris

    12/12

    Although, I wouldn't have known who that Facebook exec was without reading this article first.

    Given that <1% of respondents got 12 right, I'd say the quiz was pitched at the right level and yes El Reg you're being harsh :)

    Given the BBC has to explain what IP addresses are regarding the latest anti-terror bill tells you everything about general internet knowledge.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Stop

      Re: 12/12

      But why should most people know about IP addresses? It's for the most part hidden and never needed. If it was't for my job, I'd doubt I would know.

      Ask someone to find the brake servo in a car or the carbon brushes on a washing machine, you would get equally blank looks, yet they are essential parts of each device, hidden away until they go wrong and you need to either find out yourself and fix or get an "expert" to fix it for you.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 12/12

        Ask someone to find the brake servo in a car or the carbon brushes on a washing machine, you would get equally blank looks

        I think that's the point though. This whole "technology" quiz issue smacks of old-timer grease-monkeys complaining about a "cars" pop-quiz which contains only questions about celebrities, upholstery, and release years - nothing about torque, brake servos, hansel sprockets, etc..

        1. Uffish

          Re: hansel sprockets

          Ok, I give up - where are the hansel sprockets on my car?

          1. Khaptain Silver badge

            Re: hansel sprockets

            Where exactly is the Flux Capacitor ?

          2. garden-snail
            Go

            Re: hansel sprockets

            Driving the Gretel chain, obviously.

            1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
              Mushroom

              Re: hansel sprockets

              get an "expert" to fix it for you

              For some reason, no-one expects the car fix to happen in the next 10 minutes ("that's all the time I have") and to be thrown in for free ("make a commercial gesture, here"). This is followed by "what is antivirus"?

              Fuck all those people.

          3. jake Silver badge

            @ Uffish (was: Re: hansel sprockets)

            "where are the hansel sprockets on my car?"

            Between the radiator springs and the chrome reverse muffler bearings. Unfortunately, you have to access them with a left-handed angle grinder, and a metric pipe wrench.

        2. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

          Re: 12/12

          This whole "technology" quiz issue smacks of old-timer grease-monkeys complaining about a "cars" pop-quiz which contains only questions about celebrities, upholstery, and release years - nothing about torque, brake servos, hansel sprockets, etc..

          Read the Pew article. They're claiming the quiz data measures something called "Web IQ" (already a clear indication it's meaningless, to anyone capable of critical thinking - but so many aren't), and they present various statistical analyses and conclusions. If they're going to take it seriously, they deserve the criticism.

          1. Stoneshop
            Mushroom

            Re: 12/12

            If they're going to take it seriously, they deserve the criticism. getting fed to 4chan.

            FTFY

  14. James 51

    No chance people fed the wrong answers in for a laugh?

  15. Professor Clifton Shallot

    The Moore's Law question result ...

    ... is for me the most interesting thing about this. As the article points out complete ignorance ought to lead to a 50-50 split so to have more than two-thirds of answers wrong is significant.

    I'd love to know if people thought they knew what Moore's law was but were wrong, if they just thought transistors had nothing to do with computers (because they are in old radios?), or what.

    1. fandom

      Re: The Moore's Law question result ...

      They may have thought it had something to do with the speed of the CPU, it seems to be a common misconception.

      1. yoganmahew

        Re: The Moore's Law question result ...

        But the 'law' is double the number or an increase in efficiency. The question made no reference to an increase in efficiency, so I thought it was wrong?

    2. James Cullingham

      Re: The Moore's Law question result ...

      Even if they had looked up the answer to this one it is easy to be led astray. If, for instance, you visit mooreslaw.org — a site which certainly sounds authoritative — and the home page is headed "Moore's Law, or How overall processing power for computers will double every two years".

      The text then states:

      "Moore’s Law is a computing term which originated around 1970; the simplified version of this law states that processor speeds, or overall processing power for computers will double every two years. A quick check among technicians in different computer companies shows that the term is not very popular but the rule is still accepted.

      "To break down the law even further, it specifically stated that the number of transistors on an affordable CPU would double every two years (which is essentially the same thing that was stated before) but ‘more transistors’ is more accurate."

      So if you don't read very far you will be considerably misled. No wonder people are confused.

      At least Wikipedia is more helpful.

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  16. Ken 16 Silver badge
    Meh

    9/12

    ie: I got the ones requiring knowledge about american people wrong.

    I would expect from the title that the quiz be a bit more technical.

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