Mamaaaaaa!
An American billionaire crisis in one act, by William A. Cowshed, the unsung playwright of the Internet in the early 21st Century
[Paul] Mama, I want that tank! Gimme that tank!
[Paul, repeating himself several times] Mamaaaa, I want the tank! I want the tank! I want the taaaaaaaank!!!! Waaaaaaa!
[Papa, trying to watch the baseball game] Darling, take some of this cash and go get him that tank, for heaven's sake, I can't concentrate!
Mama grabs a wad of cash and pops to talk to the owner of the tank. The owner is cheeky. He says Paul can have the tank, then changes his mind. Probably because he wants more cash.
[Paul] Mamaaaaaa! Papaaaaaa! I want my taaaaaaaaank! Waaaaaaa!
[Mama] Don't worry, we will get you another tank!
[Paul] No I want this one!
[Paul] Waaaaaaa! Waaaaaa!
[Papa] That's it, I'm going to sue that tank owner for disrupting my baseball watching!