I'd better start taking my vitamins...
Women-only town seeks men
A Brazilian town populated solely by "extremely attractive" women is looking for obedient and well-behaved men to come and, erm, romance them. The 600 women of Noiva do Cordeiro are feeling amorous, but there are simply no chaps about to court them. So they have issued a call for eligible males who think they're man enough to …
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Thursday 28th August 2014 07:05 GMT LarsG
The contract
Chapter 5, paragraph 8, section 234.96
It is compulsory to have sex with me at least 22 times a week.
Chapter 5, paragraph 8, section 234.97
It is compulsory to satisfy my every deviant need.
Chapter 5, paragraph 8, section 234.98
It is compulsory to bring me to an orgasm 98% of the time.
Chapter 5, paragraph 8, section 234.99
Alcohol will be strictly forbidden.
Come on, they'll never find anyone with these onerous contract conditions will they.
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Thursday 28th August 2014 07:13 GMT Anonymous Coward
Simple solution
There are parts of India where there is a significant discrepancy between the number of male babies 'born' 120 to female babies 'born' 100.
In a number of areas the ratio is even worse.
Instead of advertising in Brazil they should be relaxing immigration policy for the Indian subcontinent.
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Thursday 28th August 2014 12:45 GMT VinceH
Re: this sounds like a "you won a $1M dollar, just sign here" deal
"Agree with the "start of a b movie" comment above :P"
Or the start of a classic Carry On Caper!
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Thursday 28th August 2014 09:50 GMT James Micallef
Re: spiders
"the idea that women without men..."
It's clear from one of the quotes that the women do not live without men, just that the men there are either married or closely related.
"...live in harmony"
In a small closed community, there is going to be more resentment under the surface than is apparent because of the necessity to keep good relations with people you depend on. Not sure whether this would be more the case with all-women (or all-men), or whether it's not gender-specific at all.
Adding a few eligible bachelors to a community with a lot of single women could increase that (accusations of 'you're stealing my boyfriend' etc), especially if their stated aim is marriage i.e. exclusivity. On the other hand, there might be just the right proportion that women learn to live together without jealousy, 'sharing' the men among them, or else getting nothing at all - A bit like 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress', but with genders reversed
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Thursday 28th August 2014 11:16 GMT Craigness
Re: spiders
@james the men are only allowed in on the weekends. Probably to plough the fields, put petrol in the cars, open some jars and give the ladies some d--k.
"Quite a few years ago, I had the pleasure of watching the Dutch version of Survivor (Expeditie Robinson) with my feminist roommate. That particular season would have two islands, one populated by men and one populated by women"
You can tell this is going to be good: http://www.returnofkings.com/32053/this-accidental-experiment-shows-the-superiority-of-patriarchy
Didn't Camille Paglia recently say that if it was left to women we'd still be in mud huts?
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Thursday 28th August 2014 13:23 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: spiders
You can tell this is going to be good: http://www.returnofkings.com/32053/this-accidental-experiment-shows-the-superiority-of-patriarchy
I wonder what the outcome would have been if the women involved had been given survival training - the issue isn't just organisational, it's also having the skills. Having said that, it's been my experience that it's easier to organise men because they're quicker to focus on a common goal, but that could be confirmation bias. Personally I believe a mix is best.
As for the original topic, I suspect they will wish soon that they hadn't advertised as every idiot on the planet is going to descend on them..
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Thursday 28th August 2014 07:34 GMT John Deeb
cult in need of advertising
From The Mirror: The whole town came together recently to help buy a huge widescreen TV for our community centre so we can all watch soap operas together. "And there's always time to stop and gossip, try on each other's clothes and do each other's hair and nails."
They do not really advertise, ehmmm, the romancing part, do they now? Their first catch should be an advertisement guru to create more illusions about wild romances and complex triangles. I mean the article does say they "share everything". Until the snake in paradise enters I suppose: the village will become soaked in blood when jealousy rears its ugly head.
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Thursday 28th August 2014 08:31 GMT Anomalous Cowshed
Beware, O horny IT types!
Bear in mind carefully these clues, as you pack your bags full of condoms and head out to meet the sirens of Brazil's lost city of Amazons for the orgy of the century!
First: the town was founded in 1891
Second: everyone is a cousin
Third: you'll have to do WHAT WE SAY
In your dreams, you recline on a couch as a bevy of naked nymphs feed you grapes, play harps and lyres, and massage your sore aches (to put it in polite wording).
In reality...
Oy, come here, you! Yeah, no. 67538. You're assigned to baba Samba y Futebol. She's not had a man in over 80 years, because...well, because...as we said, we're all cousins here and it can result in certain, er, unique physical and mental attributes. You'll see when you get there. She lives in Casa de los Tarantulas e Crocodylos, at the edge of the village, so called because, er, well...there's lots of them around. Your duties include having sex 10 times a day, filleting and cooking the tarantulas, feeding the crocodiles and cleaning your
owner'slove's dentures and the rest of the home. Get moving!!!-
Thursday 28th August 2014 10:39 GMT Lapun Mankimasta
Re: Beware, O horny IT types!
Casa de los Tarantulas e Crocodylos
should read:
Casa dos Tarantulos e Crocodylos
It is Portuguese-speaking Brazil, after all. De los is Spanish, which you'll speak when you cross the border to the south or the west or the north - you can try crossing the eastern border, but that depends on how long you can hold your breath, I'm afraid ... :)
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