back to article El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

We're delighted to report that the Valladolid tentacle of flatpack world superpower IKEA does indeed lie on "I've Got A Screw Loose Street", and we've got the photos to prove it. Back in 2011, as construction of the 34,700m2 particle board megarepository was under way on virgin ground in Arroyo de la Encomienda, on the …

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  1. Pete 2 Silver badge

    Better than FYRKANTIG Close

    > IKEA asked its Facebook fans to vote on a name for the new road

    Presumably a close second was: How the hell do I get out of here? Avenue

    which narrowly beat: Dam' I forgot the handles Way

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Shouldn't it be something like 'there's always something missing from the pack' or even better '02036450000 Street' which happens to be the customer services number.

    2. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Better than FYRKANTIG Close

      All the street numbers are given as Aisle 12, Bay 4.

      1. Danny 14

        Re: Better than FYRKANTIG Close

        where aisle 12 is not next to aisle 11 or 13 but for some obscure reason is in a different building.

  2. Peter Methven

    I have your missing bits...

    That's strange... I always seem to have bits left over when ever I build anything from IKEA :-)

    1. Captain Scarlet

      Re: I have your missing bits...

      I also do, as well as someone to tend to me when I manage to hammer my big thumb, thankfully screwdrivers are not normally required instead hex keys which arent as sharp :D

      1. chivo243 Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: I have your missing bits...

        Wait until you have to move house, and disassemble these wonderful products, then you try to re-assemble you either become an Ikea re-engineer expert (drill and small screws seem to work best) or burn the shit on the spot.

        btw, the nice hex head wrench is always included too. After the missus came home with 3 new Ikea items for the boy, I now have 6! Maybe they should leave them out of the box, and have a small bin at check out and be encouraged to grab one if it’s your first visit.

        drink up, it’s Friday!

        1. Danny 14

          Re: I have your missing bits...

          better to use a cheap cordless drill with a hex bit, saves your index finger bruises (on bigger builds). Cheap drills wont strip the heads either (or I suppose an expensive one with proper torque controls, my £6 BandQ one does the job nicely, it hasn't the power to overtorque)

  3. Anonymous Blowhard
    Thumb Up

    Democracy in action

    It's good to see that the Mayor and Ikea went along with the people's choice on this; even if it was a humorous dig at the sponsor.

    Reminds me of Sheffield's "Letsby Avenue":

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/27/letsby_avenue/

    1. Lars Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Democracy in action

      I had a look at that link and must admit it took some time to grasp it. But I wonder how many understand this "by" which is the Norse word for willage, Rugby for instance and hundreds in Northern countries, Visby and so forth and why not by-election, willage election a remainder of how old democracy is in the norh. One of these silly jokes I remember is the politician who said - I am thirty and my wife is thirtytwo. And if that does not sound like I am dirty and my wife is dirty too then you have no imagination.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I wonder if maps of the shop make it unclear which way is up?

  5. Lord Raa

    This reminds me of reports of the town "Fucking" in Austria having problems with tourists stealing the signs.

    I think they did get around to selling the signs. I can't recall and I'm at work, so I'm not doing searching the internet right now.

    1. Shrimpling

      There is a village in Warwickshire called Wiley with a similar problem.

      The village sign has been replaced with a massive rock with Willey carved into it, I don't think anybody has tried to steal that yet.

      1. frank ly

        Even better, would be a massive rock carved into the shape of a 'wiley'.

      2. Bronek Kozicki

        massive rock, you say? Something's wrong with my eyes, I read that word differently first time

    2. ElReg!comments!Pierre

      Eglish mono-speakers ruining the world for the rest of us

      In Montreal (while I was living there) the city council forced a Japanese restaurant to change names, after a neighbourhood complaint from self-entitled parents. The name of the restaurant was that of a Japanese style (well, a karate style, as much as I loathe karate; bloody peasants trying to defend themselves from the weaponised nobility*).

      That name: Fukyu.

      *just kidding

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      2. dajames

        Re: Eglish mono-speakers ruining the world for the rest of us

        In Montreal ... a Japanese restaurant ... The name of the restaurant ...: Fukyu.

        There used to be an "Eastern Fusion" restaurant in Battersea named Ho Lee Fook. I don't recall any complaints ...

        1. Isendel Steel

          Re: Eglish mono-speakers ruining the world for the rest of us

          I'm convinced the one referenced in "Werewolves of London" ( Lee Ho Fooks ) should have been done that way,

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    1. 's water music

      misjudged

      Withdrawn due to poorly judged Nazi reference. Sorry.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Joke

        Re: misjudged

        Is there any other kind?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There is an street named AC/DC

    Located in Leganés (Madrid, Spain) The plaque was stolen almost daily until they started to sell the plaques as souvenirs. Best business idea ever.

    1. Buiatra

      Re: There is an street named AC/DC

      That´s true. I lived there and I think they finally draw the sign on the wall. The day the Young brothers were there with former major:

      http://img.europapress.net/fotoweb/fotonoticia_20140415110343_800.jpg

      And you can still get one here:

      http://www.guitartuning.es/index.php?show=tuneados&section=tuneado

    2. Winkypop Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: There is an street named AC/DC

      That and also:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACDC_Lane

      In Melbourne.

  8. A K Stiles
    Devil

    Store designs from hell

    I think the Ikea store designers had a former life designing Las Vegas casinos, carefully constructing the places so you never know which way to go next - I'm not even sure that left hand wall tracking works to get you out of those places, or the casinos!

    1. SoaG

      Re: Store designs from hell

      The Ikeas I've been in, left side of the walkway is the interior walls, so no, that won't work.

  9. John Riddoch

    Edinburgh

    On the outskirts of Edinburgh, we have an Ikea and Costco next to each other. The road is call "Costkea Way". I don't know if they'll bother renaming the road if either of them leave/rebrand...

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Edinburgh

      Is there an Alan Key lives there by any chance?

  10. GreggS

    Gotham

    In Nottinghamshire always has its signs stolen, can't think why. Perhaps they need to employ a vigilante law enforcer to stop it happening.

    1. Ben Bonsall

      Re: Gotham

      If they are officially employed, can they really be described as vigilante?

      WANTED: Security Guard for road sign. Must have own cape.

  11. Mark #255

    Seagate's HQ

    To bring a slight IT angle, Seagate's old headquarters in Scotts Valley, CA was on Disc Drive.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Seagate's HQ

      "Disc Drive"

      With the British English spelling? - or is that a Spanish spelling?

      1. Mark #255

        Re: Seagate's HQ

        It's actually (or it was - they talk about hard drives now) Seagate's preferred spelling. My father (who used to be a purchaser for a now-defunct UK computer manufacturer) has a Seagate T-shirt with a watercolour-esque print of a drive, titled "The Art of the Disc Drive" on its back.

    2. SeanDinfo

      Re: Seagate's HQ

      I always wondered why it was called Disc Drive, now I know. What was I assume their building is now a photo finishers. Nowadays they are in a large glass building next to Armadillo Willys in Cupertino.

      1. markw:

        Re: Seagate's HQ

        Armadillo Willys — a fast food concept too far...

        1. Intractable Potsherd
          Coffee/keyboard

          Re: Seagate's HQ @markw:

          Bastard!!!! --------->

  12. TRT Silver badge

    But the demanding public need to know...

    Did our intrepid Ikeanauts leave with £73-worth of tut along the lines of batteries, small cuddly mice, toilet brushes, suction cups, obscure foam plastic things that might be for stopping fingers getting caught in drawers but you're not really sure how they fitted on, bargain fire extinguishers etc.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: But the demanding public need to know...

      Not forgetting 3 hundred weight of tealights and a bag of treat size Daim Bars!

    2. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: But the demanding public need to know...

      Time to 'fess up. We did buy a novelty latex starfish ice cube tray - €1.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: But the demanding public need to know...

        What for?

        1. Irony Deficient

          Re: But the demanding public need to know…

          For €1, apparently.

          1. ElReg!comments!Pierre

            Re: But the demanding public need to know…

            quite amusing. There, have a free +1

    3. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
      Thumb Down

      Re: But the demanding public need to know...

      Ikea went downhill in my estimation when they stopped selling Reindeer Salami.

      1. Rob
        Coat

        Re: But the demanding public need to know...

        This thread seems more about willies than Ikea and street names.

  13. frank ly

    re. Katarina's trainers

    Does this indicate a tendency towards astroboffinry? It might be a good idea to get her a telescope for Christmas.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: re. Katarina's trainers

      Surprising the number of Spanish women who smoke pipes ...

    2. MrT

      Re: "Telescope for Christmas"...

      ... or the next level of dance classes? :-)

  14. ukgnome

    Is it wrong that I like to see ladies with pipes?

    And does it have a particular name?

    *Mrs gnome has a pipe that I insist she chews on when she is doing her degree work, well now she's on her forth I figure she has every right to be boffinised.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

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