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Google is scrubbing out the homes of Blighty's rich and famous from its nosey Street View site. It has been reported that the likes of former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair, former Beatle Paul McCartney and Led Zeppelin axeman Jimmy Page have had their houses blurred on the mapping service. Popstar Lily Allen and former RBS …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Of course ...

    what happens to any screenshots taken *before* Google blurballed them ?

    1. JetSetJim
      Facepalm

      Re: Of course ...

      Or even the ones posted on Daily Mail articles noting his extreme wealth:

      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/16/article-2204154-04A4B75D0000044D-242_468x402.jpg

      (from here)

  2. Rob

    The next step...

    ... is too blur Blair entirely, anything that takes him out of circulation is good in my book.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The next step...

      I suggest you sharpen him instead, he was a very blurry character to start with :-)

      1. Ben Bonsall

        Re: The next step...

        lol, I just had the highly amusing mental image of helplessly kicking legs as he was fed into a giant pencil sharpener...

        1. YetAnotherLocksmith Silver badge

          Re: The next step...

          "Pencil sharpener", I smiled.

          Damn, that's me on another list...

    2. Ralph B

      Re: The next step...

      Maybe the house hasn't been blurred by Google at all. Maybe it's just the crowds of ghosts of Iraqi children floating outside the house that gives that impression. I think they should probably try driving the Street View car by another time when Blair is not at home to be sure.

      1. Fungus Bob

        Re: The next step...

        "Maybe the house hasn't been blurred by Google at all..."

        It is entirely possible that these are accurate, high-res images of houses blurred by mind-bogglingly dense clouds of marijuana smoke

  3. Pen-y-gors

    But, but, but...

    unless the mansion has a large sign outside saying "Tony Bliar Lives here" what is the point of blurring it? How would real people using streetview have any idea who lives in a particular mansion (unless someone had kindly spray-painted "Alleged war criminal lives here" on the wall).

    Blurring number-plates and faces is reasonable - it's individually identifiable info, but a house?

    Is this the start of a nice new website - "blurryhouses.com" that has photos of all the blurred houses on Streetview, plus a nice searchable index of who lives there? Much more of a problem to the 'celebs' than just being buried anonymously in Streetview. Streisand effect?

    1. AMBxx Silver badge

      Re: But, but, but...

      I've had my house removed - gives me the creeps. If you want to publicise the make and location of your burglar alarm, go ahead.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: But, but, but...

        If you want to publicise the make and location of your burglar alarm, go ahead.

        I trust you kicked off and insisted on a refund from the company who fitted it then? Utter lunacy on their part putting that metal box high up on the front wall with a logo on it!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: But, but, but...

          The whole point of installing an alarm system is that outsiders are aware that you have one, because you want to prevent anyone breaking in and instead choose an easier target. Say, one house that does not have a plaque visibly proclaiming that the place has an alarm system?

          In fact, I don't have hard data to back it up, but I seriously feel that you can install the alarm plaque alone and get 98% of the benefits of having the full alarm system at a fraction of the price. You have either to be a very idiot burglar or target a really high value house to risk attempting a break in whenever an alarm *could* be installed.

          Of course if that becomes fashionable, every house will have an alarm plaque, installed alarm or not, and then (a) the effectivity of having an alarm system will be greatly reduced because it will only help to prevent robbery, but not the break in damage and (b) alarm makers will create some other kind of way of advertising that a place is protected, which in turn will be copied and so on...

          Don't think alarm makers are thrilled with that line of thinking, however.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: But, but, but...

        That is one of the most ridiculous reasons for blurring your house I have heard. I could understand an open garage door (which normally remains closed) showing off a nice shiny bit of equipment or expensive motorbike, for instance, but any burglar can already see the alarm from the street, surely?

        If it was considered a risk why not just spray over the logo or cover it up?

        Almost every security device (locks, alarms etc) advertise who the manufacturer is to try to deter thieves...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: But, but, but...

          That is one of the most ridiculous reasons for blurring your house I have heard. I could understand an open garage door (which normally remains closed) showing off a nice shiny bit of equipment or expensive motorbike, for instance, but any burglar can already see the alarm from the street, surely?

          The ability to assess the risks of breaking into a house beforehand instead of having to take a look locally minimises the risk of being spotted casing the place or appearing on local CCTV beforehand. Such blurring should be mandatory.

          1. Nuke
            Holmes

            @AC - Re: But, but, but...

            Wrote :- "The ability to assess the risks of breaking into a house beforehand instead of having to take a look locally ....... Such blurring should be mandatory."

            I am not sure this isn't an attempt at humour. The Google street view is equivalent to a glance, nothing that cannot be done by someone walking past with a phone camera for example. Practically everyone who walks past a house these days is waving a phone around anyway.

          2. Lamont Cranston
            WTF?

            Re: But, but, but...

            People walk past my house all the time, so I've bricked up all the windows. Next week, I'm having an opaque, perspex dome installed to cover everything. You can't be too careful!

      3. Nuke
        WTF?

        @AMBxx - Re: But, but, but...

        Wrote :- "If you want to publicise the make and location of your burglar alarm, go ahead."

        You have already publicised it by ... er ... making it visible to every member of the public passing by.

    2. Fink-Nottle

      Re: But, but, but...

      > a large sign outside saying "Tony Bliar Lives here"

      Tony Blair lives in one of a row of homes with identical frontages in Connaught Square. Blurring his particular house just makes it more conspicuous.

      1. AbelSoul

        Re: But, but, but...

        Tony Blair lives in one of a row of homes with identical frontages in Connaught Square. Blurring his particular house just makes it more conspicuous.

        That it does. I just looked up Connaught Square and the Blair house is now sore thumb material

      2. You have not yet created a handle
        FAIL

        Re: But, but, but...

        Nope.. still none the wiser.

        Are you telling me that one of these houses is Tony Blairs?

        https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.514108,-0.164101,3a,75y,321.39h,89.87t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1skhtQfxZBDilvPVxXIxUJjg!2e0

        1. DuncanL

          Re: But, but, but...

          That's a brilliant demonstration of the Streisand Effect in effect!

        2. MJI Silver badge

          Re: But, but, but...

          So we now know whose letter box to shit in

        3. Chris_B

          Re: But, but, but...

          @ You have not yet created a handle

          The best bit is if you use Google's new service of looking at older Street View pics then Tony's house isn't blurred.

          Own Goal ?

        4. VinceH

          Re: But, but, but...

          "Are you telling me that one of these houses is Tony Blairs?

          https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.514108,-0.164101,3a,75y,321.39h,89.87t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1skhtQfxZBDilvPVxXIxUJjg!2e0"

          Now, if only there was a way to work out exactly which house it is. Hmm... :/

        5. Ralph B

          Re: But, but, but...

          He can keep his blurry house, but I'm very interested in having the BMW 7-Series that transforms into a Ferrari 599 GTB as the StreetView car goes by.

          1. Tim Jenkins

            Re: But, but, but...

            Ooooh; I see what you mean. So the headline should really be 'Google Streetview Reveals Top-Secret Ferrari Cloaking Technology'. Cool.

        6. Anonymous IV

          Re: But, but, but...

          @ You have not yet created a handle

          I think Tony Blair's house is the one with the precisely-formed tornado on the pavement outside. It enables all his words to be taken up to heaven, to be judged...

        7. Nuke
          Thumb Up

          @You have not yet created a handle - Re: But, but, but...

          Wrote :- "Are you telling me that one of these houses is Tony Blairs?

          That is really funny. Just goes to show how f#@king ridiculous it is. My opinion of Blair goes down even further now.

        8. Blitterbug
          Facepalm

          Re: But, but, but...

          Fascinating. Anyone noticed that doing a 'driveby' unblurs it? Should I be so minded I could film my monitor, then frame step through the results.

        9. Ian Moffatt 1

          Re: But, but, but...

          Could that also explain the double yellow lines both sides of the road across the frontage of this house and not the others in the street?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Ian Moffatt - Re: But, but, but...

            Wrote :- "Could that also explain the double yellow lines both sides of the road across the frontage of this house and not the others in the street?"

            I noticed that too. There seems be no other reason for it other than allowing his limo to pull in to pick him up, and making anyone else who pulls up look suspect.

            Mind you, it must piss off the neighbours for one house on each side because they are left with nowhere to park.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: But, but, but...

      It's got partly to do with the fact that Google's *cough* respect for your privacy included making it possible to zoom in to windows of premises.

      In general:

      "Your privacy and security are important to us," the ad giant claims in its Ts&Cs.

      "The Google Maps team takes a number of steps to help protect the privacy and anonymity of individuals when images are collected for Street View, including blurring faces and license plates.

      Sure, that's why they mounted the cameras on stalks so they could look over fences that were perfectly fine for normal privacy purposes, something that strangely/sadly only got them into trouble in Japan.

    4. JeffA

      Re: But, but, but...

      A new tool for burglars - find blurred out house and assume the owner is trying to hide something.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Remember.....

    "The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." - http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Gilmore

    How long before a new crowdsourced website crops up to show what all the blurred properties look like - FROM A PUBLIC ROAD ?

    Some people just don't seem to get it. Yet more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect in action.

    1. Tim Jenkins

      Re: Remember.....

      Wouldn't fancy standing opposite the blurry one in Connaught Square with a camera for too long; probably asking for an invitation to discuss the finer points of the rights of the citizen in a democracy, while undergoing a cavity search...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Remember.....

        Wouldn't fancy standing opposite the blurry one in Connaught Square with a camera for too long; probably asking for an invitation to discuss the finer points of the rights of the citizen in a democracy, while undergoing a cavity search...

        AFAIK there is no legal basis to prevent you from making pictures there, but you're right, they could make up some BS story. My problem with doing that myself is that I am of the opinion that everyone is entitled to personal privacy, and as it's his home I would go against my own ethics to make pictures there. This is the conflict between seriously not liking this guy but having to stand up for principles I believe in.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I guess people will have to go back to visiting the places in person to see where the celebs live rather than sitting at home in their pants on the internet. I bet the celebs love that they will now be meeting more fans who just want to see where they live in person.

    Extra points for getting a picture of their house uploaded to your site indexed so that it shows up when people search for "<celeb name> street view".

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      rather than sitting at home in their pants on the internet

      Damn, I've been found out. Are you spying on me?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My house has been blurred

    ... by some sort of green stuff. Can't see anything.

    When will Google start using IR/UV/RADAR and fix this problem?

  7. jellypappa
    Pirate

    me thinks its time for a jolly jap

    lets all ask google to blur our houses as well,

    1. Robin

      Re: me thinks its time for a jolly jap

      "me thinks its time for a jolly jap"

      You daft racist.

      1. h4rm0ny

        Re: me thinks its time for a jolly jap

        I THINK they just typoed "jape", as in a prank or joke.

        But while I'm posting, I might as well just add that I despise Blair and the scum should be on trial for war trials for the number of British soldiers who are dead because of him. Iraqi civilians too though the US would have gone to war without us.

        1. Alex Rose
          Happy

          Re: me thinks its time for a jolly jap

          Woooosh!

      2. jellypappa
        Pirate

        Re: me thinks its time for a jolly jap

        eeerrr sorry for the typo, should have been " jape "

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: me thinks its time for a jolly jap

          > eeerrr sorry for the typo

          Phew, I was beginning to think Prince Philip was an ElReg commentard.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Denial of Blurring Attack

    On fairness grounds I suggest that the UK population massively raises to the occasion and that each and every one of us formally asks google to blur our respective houses, lairs and sheds ! Why should it be only the fat cats and media stars? Discrimination I say !!!!

    1. Intractable Potsherd

      Re: Denial of Blurring Attack

      I had my house blurred some years ago. The StreetView picture was taken just prior to quite a lot of work being done on the house, and it didn't look good at a time I was getting ready to sell it. It isn't restricted to any stratum in society.

      (I have just spotted that the copyright date on the StreetView image is now after the work was done, so I suppose I could have the blurring removed if I could be bothered ...)

  9. Velv
    FAIL

    Nothing like obscuring something to peak peoples curiosity...

    "oooooo, what's that bit of property I'm not allowed to look at online, lets drive by next time we're out in the car"

  10. RyokuMas
    FAIL

    ""Your privacy and security are important to us," the ad giant claims in its Ts&Cs."

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  11. twilkins

    Welcome to the two tier internet!

    Privacy available for everyone, who can afford to pay for it.

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