Temporary Trolling Service
Attention all: This is a temporary mini "troll Apple" article to tide Jasper over due to the current distinct absence of maxi "troll Apple" material. Stuff could just be made up as per the usual strategy, but the problem is that due to recent news doing such appears too much like sour grapes and will just make the Apple users smile. Normal service will be resumed as soon as suitable negatively spin-able material turns up.