back to article Wealthy London NIMBYs grit teeth, welcome 'ugly' fibre cabinets

BT has convinced residents of Kensington and Chelsea that they can live with "ugly" fibre optic cabling cabinets on their streets. The move comes after the Royal Borough rejected 96 of the installation proposals submitted by the national telco in May last year. Opposition to the cabinets has now collapsed, however, with the …

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  1. Amorous Cowherder
    Happy

    Ah well, you can't make an omlette without affecting house prices...or something like that!

  2. Dave 62

    Now there will be big green thin steel sheet boxes just plonked wherever. The cheap paint will be easily scratched and they'll be full of dents.

    So was there any attempt to make them more in keeping with surroundings? Maybe give them a thick coat of red paint and a little crown logo? Maybe even a curved top (not only aesthetically pleasing but will stop the oiks from sitting on it)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Actually, the BT ones are very sturdy. They seem to have servers or some form of electric machine inside them as they require 230V and have a fan whirring away inside.

      But it's not so much the appearance I object to but the fact that they are installed on the pavement reducing the width of the path. Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

      1. AndrueC Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Actually, the BT ones are very sturdy. They seem to have servers or some form of electric machine inside them as they require 230V and have a fan whirring away inside.

        Um - that would be the whole point of the article. It's because the equipment is needed at street level that BT are having to install new cabinets.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "installed on the pavement reducing the width of the path"

        As opposed to putting them in someone's front garden or floating magically 100m in the air?

      3. NogginTheNog
        Mushroom

        Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

        Cars parked on kerbs are illegal: in cases where they're blocking the route for pedestrians free to give the side mirror a good hard smack with something solid on the way past. I do.

        1. EddieD

          Re: Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

          https://www.gov.uk/waiting-and-parking/parking-239-to-247

          Rule 244 - it's only illegal in London - the rest of the country has "should not park..." i.e. there is no law to prevent it.

          1. Ragarath

            Re: Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

            Rule 244 actually states this:

            You MUST NOT park partially or wholly on the pavement in London, and should not do so elsewhere unless signs permit it.

            Now taking the whole sentence into context. Should not means in addition to the original must not. The critical point being the UNLESS clause. It has to be marked that you can park on the pavement for it to be legal.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

            Actually rule 244 of the internet = "WWE sucks, TNA rocks".

          3. James R Grinter

            Re: Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

            Illegal to drive on it. Not illegal to park there, or something like that. (compare and contrast with how upset people get at cycling on pavements.)

            1. Ragarath

              Re: Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

              Illegal to drive on it. Not illegal to park there, or something like that.

              How do you think a car parks on the pavement? Magical teleportation?

        2. Intractable Potsherd
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          Re: Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well.

          "... give the side mirror a good hard smack with something solid on the way past. I do."

          Criminal damage for minor disadvantage? Such a nice person ...

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "They seem to have servers or some form of electric machine inside them as they require 230V and have a fan whirring away inside." Thats the nature of the FTTC service, copper connections backhaul'd via a fibre connection to the POP.

        "But it's not so much the appearance I object to but the fact that they are installed on the pavement reducing the width of the path. Which is a real problem if some pillock has parked their car on the kerb as well."

        Give it 5 years when fibre connections are as pervasive as copper and the residents would be complaining that they don't have access to such speeds!

        The great unwashed! The great bloody retarded more like.

    2. DAN*tastik
      Megaphone

      IN KEEPING WITH THE SURROUNDINGS?

      MAKE THEM THE SIZE OF THEIR STUPID CARS!!!

      I POSTED A SIMILAR COMMENT ON THE TELEGRAPH AGES AGO. I JUST NOTICED THAT SOMEBODY ALREADY POSTED A "CAR FOR STUPIDS' SIZE" POST DOWN BELOW, BUT HE OR SHE WASN'T SHOUTING SO IT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT TODAY!!!

    3. Richard_L
      Facepalm

      "Maybe give them a thick coat of red paint and a little crown logo?"

      ... and then stand back and watch as fools try and find the slot so they can post their letters in them?

      1. foxyshadis

        Nah, much too large for red paint to look right. Paint 'em blue with police box markings, on the other hand....

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Maybe give them a thick coat of red paint and a little crown logo?"

      Or blue and white, with a blinking light on top?

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    cheapzoid

    "Councillor Tim Ahern claimed that the tech would be deployed "whilst safeguarding the historic integrity of the borough." He added that BT would work with the borough "in a spirit of cooperation".

    Interestingly, the council had this to say in May 2012:

    BT has not worked in a spirit of cooperation and needs to consider our historic streetscape. Perhaps one of its competitors will step into the role."

    Europeans do modernisation, investment and progress far far better than the UK.

    One think I dread when returning home, is the ugliness, tackiness, shoddy workmanship, mishmash of old and new and the general culture against change leaving cheap compromises.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: cheapzoid

      You are, of course, generalising outrageously over what happens in 30+ different countries.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: cheapzoid

      "One think I dread when returning home, is the ugliness, tackiness, shoddy workmanship, mishmash of old and new and the general culture against change leaving cheap compromises."

      Maybe you shouldn't do the DIY at home then :-)

    3. Richard 12 Silver badge

      I see one flaw in the council's reasoning

      What competitors?

  4. Simon Round
    Coat

    Well...

    ...if they don't want it then they don't needs it and will not use it.

    So why don't BT spend the money deploying FTTC in places that want it..... like outside of london and indeed outside of any city.

    Just a thought.

    Mines the one with the drum of fibre in the pocket.

    1. Piro Silver badge

      Re: Well...

      Exactly. Please, install a cabinet outside my house. Any time you like, BT.

      My phone line is now working, but I get about 0.2Mbps down. This is beyond unacceptable in 2013.

  5. Steven Jones

    Maintenance is the key.

    The BT FTTC boxes look quite good to me, and provided that they are properly maintained the should continue to do so as they seem to be made of better materials than the standard green cabinets - possibly because they need to be as they will be stuffed full of active electronics powered off the mains. One of these has just been installed at the bottom of my road and, within a few days some oik sprayed some graffitti on it in silver paint. A few days later it had been cleaned off. Let's hope that they are kept maintained. Given what's in them, it will be in the company's interests to do so.

    I've also not see any that are 6 foot tall - more like shoulder height to an average person. The FTTC cabinets in the adjacent borough of Hammersmith & Fulham look OK to me.

  6. Nick Ryan Silver badge

    The last I heard are here there were plans to colour (paint) them more appropriately so they don't stick out like ugly sore thumbs. I believe that alternative shapes and designs were considered as well, as this is just a cover really as the interior will largely be the same.

    But then telephone boxes are big red, largely useless (now) boxes, often scratched and damaged but they're a part of the sights of Britain now and quite a few are "protected" structures.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      And no doubt when these big, bright red boxes came out, everyone thought they were ugly then as well.

  7. Tanuki
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    Bewqre the 'heritage' industry.

    Part of me suspects that in 50 years or so the mad "urban heritage" inustry will be lovably embracing BT FTTC-boxes in the same way it currently goes all-squiffy-at-the-knees at the sight of obsolete phone-booths and redundant post-boxes.

    1. Don Jefe
      Meh

      Re: Bewqre the 'heritage' industry.

      Doubtful they will go away. When you've got a home in a historic or heritage area you don't want to see it all bunked up by horridly designed infrastructure. That's why where I live they put it all underground or out of town near the water pumps and electric substations.

  8. spegru

    6 foot?!

    Nope I've just measured one: it's 4ft 7"

    Yes they're powered - it tends to be a requirement when using non conductive optical fibre to connect to the exchange.

    I do agree that sometimes their positioning across the pavement could have been better though.

    1. John Sturdy

      Re: 6 foot?!

      Perhaps they're bigger on the inside.

  9. Irongut

    At least they're getting fibre

    WHEN WILL BT STOP PUTTING BACK THE DATE OF INSTALLING FIBRE IN MOST PARTS OF GLASGOW!!!!!!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: At least they're getting fibre

      I DON'T KNOW!!!!! WHY DO YOU ASK?????!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: At least they're getting fibre

        I'M GOING FOR COFFEE! ANYONE WANT ONE?

        1. CatoTheCat
          Megaphone

          Re: At least they're getting fibre

          THEY'VE DONE IT HERE TOO - 31/3/13 became 31/3/14 this week.

          And my house is in the BT Infinity adverts.

        2. Will Godfrey Silver badge

          Re: At least they're getting fibre

          YES PLEASE. ONE SUGAR AND A DASH OF MILK.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Joke

      Re: At least they're getting fibre

      WHEN WILL BT STOP PUTTING BACK THE DATE OF INSTALLING FIBRE IN MOST PARTS OF GLASGOW!!!!!!

      Well you buggers want to be independent, fit your bloody own....

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: At least they're getting fibre

        I reckon most of the people in Scotland don't want independence. Devo-max maybe.

        Otoh, the amount of people in England who want Scottish independence would appear to be significant.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          "Devo-max"?

          "I reckon most of the people in Scotland don't want independence. Devo-max maybe."

          Soooo, a bunch of guys in kilts and Energy Dome hats, playing the Corporate Anthem on the pipes?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: "Devo-max"?

            Have an upvote for the Devo reference. Doo, doo, doo, doo ... pling, pling. "Crack that whip!"

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: At least they're getting fibre

      HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!

      1. Anonymous Coward 15
        Megaphone

        Re: At least they're getting fibre

        AND I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!

        1. kyza

          Re: At least they're getting fibre

          GORDON'S ALIVE!!

          1. John Gamble

            Re: At least they're getting fibre

            SO IS INDY!!

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: At least they're getting fibre

          WELL SAID DARLING, BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

        3. M Gale

          Re: caps are awesome

          HI.

          I'M FRED WINCHESTER.

          1. Katie Saucey
            WTF?

            Re: caps are awesome :: Re: caps are awesome

            the fuck! my caps won't lock!

  10. 2Fat2Bald

    Call me cynical

    But I wonder how many of the people wingeing about "ugly" BT boxes actually also whine about how poor their broadband is?

    I do agree, though, that BT could paint them in a selection of colours to make them stand out less. Stone grey for a street corner. Green for a park - that kind of thing. How hard could it be?

  11. Last Bandit
    Megaphone

    SHOUTING!!!!!!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "SHOUTING!!!!!!"

      Usually done to indicate frustration! It's quite normal ladies don't worry.

    2. Anonymous Bastard
      Megaphone

      LOUD NOISES!!!!

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