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The team behind a planned private manned mission to Mars say they've come up with a way to protect voyagers from radiation exposure during the long trip: pack the walls of the spacecraft with a layer of the astronauts' own waste. "It's a little queasy sounding, but there's no place for that material to go, and it makes great …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Pie in the Sky

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Poo in the Sky

      surely?

      1. Harvey Trowell
        Coat

        Re: Poo in the Sky

        That name is the PitS. I think they should name her the Starshit Enterprise (or maybe the Scatellite of Love).

        If for some reason they miss Mars and head out into deep space, they could rename her Sewager. That would be awful though. They'd be Colost' in Space.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Poo in the Sky

          No No, please stay, spin out some shitticisms.....

        2. Simon Harris
          Coat

          @ Starshit Enterprise

          They'll have instructions to boldly 'go' where no man has been before!

        3. Psyx
          Pint

          Re: Poo in the Sky

          Let me get this straight: People will be travelling to Mars in - literally - a bag of shit?

          We've come so far!

          1. Great Bu

            Solar Flare !

            "Captain ! NASA reports a large solar flare heading our way."

            "Quickly, break out the bran flakes, we need to shore up the shielding..."

      2. Mikel
        Happy

        Pragmatic

        Some few molecules of the 36,500 gallons of water you consume each year has been in the urine of a mongol lord, a prostitute's abortion, and even Hitler's shit. Every glass of water contains molecules of H2O that were once in the bladder of a leper. The sort of folk who travel in space are both more aware of this issue than most and less concerned about it.

        1. Seajay
          FAIL

          Re: Pragmatic

          Fairly sure I don't drink 100 gallons of water a day...

          1. Michael Thibault

            Re: Pragmatic

            You don't bathe, either? Nor wash your clothes?

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        2. Wize

          Re: Pragmatic @ Mikel

          Sounds like homoeopathy. Does the water remember being in Hitler?

        3. The last doughnut
          Thumb Up

          Re: Pragmatic

          Whoa. This is an excellent factiod to throw at pro-homeopathists

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Devil

      Smearing your shit inside the walls......

      As a way of retaining your mental faculties, instead of demonstrating a loss of them.

      Hmmmmmmm

      Satan: "Art work of the Demonically Possessed? Here let me stick my fingers in your paint pot."

  2. multipharious

    One way trip

    While everyone froths themselves up regarding a visit to Mars, I for one want nothing back in this Earth ecosystem. You go to Mars? Stay there...become a Martian. Do not bring back some random virus or bacteria that our probes cannot detect. We are happy to send care packages!

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: One way trip

      Earth, with its ever higher population, population density, communication between populations and human encroachment on potential 'reservoir' species is an ideal place for viruses and bacteria to evolve and spread... Mars not so much.

      1. Suricou Raven

        Re: One way trip

        There's no chance of a martian superbug (though it's plausible that some earth-sourced extremophile might be at home there). A one-way manned landing is still a good idea, though. The astronauts would spend the rest of their (probably short) lives there, but they could get a lot of science done. Far more than any robotic probe we can make right now, and it's a good first step towards a sustainable colony too. The only problem is that the public would be appalled at the idea, for some strange moral reason. Eventually China will do it.

        1. Sir Runcible Spoon

          Re: One way trip

          did you read the bit about them slingshotting round Mars..and not landing there?

          RTFA

          1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
            Black Helicopters

            Re: One way trip

            But what if the superbug has developed ways and means to catapult itself from the surface then latch onto flybying spacecraft?

            We might be doomed regardless!

          2. Suricou Raven

            Re: One way trip

            I never said I was refering to this mission. I was just throwing out ideas for hypothetical future missions.

    2. Don Jefe
      Alien

      Re: One way trip @multipharious

      Pansy. It is that kind if thinking and fear mongering that holds all of humanity back.

      If anything humans would be contaminating Mars.

    3. Mikel

      Re: One way trip

      Scraps from Mars fall to Earth all the time. If there's a plague there, we've got it already.

    4. Psyx
      Facepalm

      Re: One way trip

      "Do not bring back some random virus or bacteria that our probes cannot detect. We are happy to send care packages!"

      Congratulations on being the most stupid thing I've read today.

      How will these bacteria (so far undiscovered by us on several missions there) fly several thousand miles into space, penetrate the vessel's hull and adapt to a totally alien host, who might have totally differing biology.

      In your own time...

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Nooooooooooooo way

    Couldn't think of anything worse, cooped up in a sh*t lined tin can for 18 months with the wife.

    I'd be suicidal after three days!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Nooooooooooooo way

      Worse? Take the mother-in-law as well as the wife.

      1. Esskay
        Joke

        Re: Nooooooooooooo way

        At least putting the toilet seat down becomes less of an issue when you're surrounded by your own shit.

  4. rcorrect

    Anime

    Alright the Tito Mars mission is beginning to sound like some kind of weird (even by anime standards) anime porno featuring slothstronauts.

  5. MrT

    Solar flare reported...

    ...break out the emergency supplies of All-Bran, prunes and Ex-Lax.

    1. Simon Harris
      Flame

      Re: Solar flare reported...

      A solar flare report might be enough of a 'brown trousers' event that the emergency supplies may not be necessary!

  6. Dragon Leaves
    FAIL

    We come in peace, and we're wrapped in dung and piss.

    To meet E.T. would be the highlight of our history and the pinnacle of our embarrassment.

    1. Grave

      Re: We come in peace, and we're wrapped in dung and piss.

      "we come in feace" :)

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    They're coming outta the goddamn walls!

    Still, preferable to Aliens.

  8. southpacificpom
    Holmes

    I can see this being one big shit of a journey...

  9. GBL Initialiser

    It's one small step for man; one giant dump for mankind.

  10. Rol

    I see a flaw

    If the food and water is to be used as a radiation shield, then surely, consuming them would negate the whole purpose as 1 year old water and food would contain a years worth of accumulated radiation?

    Unless of course, the radiations half-life is relatively short. More data required...........

    1. James Loughner
      Holmes

      Re: I see a flaw

      I recommend further education. You don't seem to grasp what radiation is.

  11. Allan George Dyer
    Alien

    Sounds like the plot of many monster movies...

    Take a rich biological environment, subject it to unusually high levels of radiation for an extended time.

    Enter the naive honeymoon couple.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    1. Elmer Phud

      Re: Sounds like the plot of many monster movies...

      Won't somebody think of the bacteria?

      Exposed to radiation it evolves in to a mobile slime entity that takes over the computers and . . .

      Another bloody Bruce Willis film on the way.

  12. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Happy

    Teenage mutant Ninja turds

    It's been done.

    IIRC the Skylab 'naught dried their feces by vacuum exposure for packing in the LOX tank of the re-purposed launch vehicle they were living in.

    People have done some work on urine but it seems feces are the #1 unsolved problem in closed cycled life support.

    Potentially they offer a rich range of starting options for combining with all that CO2 you have left over. Note in space ultra high vacuum is cheap. We're talking pressures in micro Torr (millionths of a millimetre of Hg). Evacuate a chamber, connect your tank of chopped up feces to it and the water should come off readily. A little gentle centrifuging will get the water to collect.

    1. (AMPC) Anonymous and mostly paranoid coward
      Unhappy

      Re: Teenage mutant Ninja turds

      I started off fine, now I'm feeling a little queasy....

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Teenage mutant Ninja turds

      fertiliser? it make sense to use hydroponics to generate the O2, so why not use feces as a fertiliser (after sterilisation of course.

  13. Zmodem

    stick to aerogel and dump crap out an airlock,

    1. Michael Habel

      Yeah like those pesky freeloading Hitchhikers you just picked up after having demolished their Home World to make way for the new Hyper Space Express Route though the Galaxy.

      1. Mr Young
        Coffee/keyboard

        Eeew!

        They Hitchhikers got space shit on them!

    2. hplasm
      Happy

      But-

      does crap even stick to aerogel?

      1. Zmodem

        Re: But-

        aerogel insulates radiation and is alot lighter then turds

        the universe isnt a science lab owned by man, contamination means, its all going to happen sometime or another

    3. The Indomitable Gall

      Yes but...

      The aerogel would be in addition to all the original mass for the food. The goal of storing cr@p is to refill the gaps left by taking the food out.

      On a side point, can anyone explain to me how aerogels manage to work as radiation shielding? I just can't get my head round how an ultra-low density solid could possibly stop anything.... But then again, I'm just a Computer Science grad....

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: Yes but...

        Anyone have a citation for aerogels insulating against ionizing radiation? The sources I consulted all mention the insulating properties of various aerogels for thermal radiation, which is a rather different problem. (And they mention the use of aerogels in Cherenkov radiators, which is also irrelevant to this application, as far as I can see, though you'd have a nice indication of how much ionizing radiation was hitting your shielding.)

        Incidentally - the article mentioned something about NASA working on extracting drinking water from urine. That's old hat, surely, and I've read more than one article on NASA tech for extracting water from solid wastes, so that's not new either. (And indeed it's rather obvious.)

  14. Anthony Hulse

    Great idea

    When one of them inevitably flips out and kills the other they can also use this method to store all the dismembered body parts.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: Great idea

      That sounds like the movie "Dead Calm - IN SPAAAACCEEE!"

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