Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS' A German woman is up in court on a charge of "attempted manslaughter with a weapon", after allegedly trying to smother her boyfriend with her ample 38DD assets. Lawyer Tim Schmidt, 30, claims 33-year-old Franziska Hansen forced his head into her voluminous top-hamper while they were making the beast with two backs back in May …
I don't think they're hers. More likely to have the caption "A pair of breasts yesterday" by way of illustration.
Talking of illustrations, here's one from Turkey: (sadly no Playmobile).
http://t24.com.tr/haber/gogusleriyle-sevgilisini-oldurmeye-calisti/217999
I hate to be picky here, but, as an affectionado of BBWs I would not have thought DD was generally enough to suffocate a guy. She would need to get them around the back of his head while holding it all together. I would say that around FF or more was needed. Although maybe even a triple-A woman could suffocate a guy if she were strong enough simply to flatten his nose and mouth against her
What a way to go though! They say that more men die naturally during shagging than realised, often from heart attack as it is the most strenuous excercise ever taken by some men. Their partner is hardly likely to tell the world how it happened exactly.
Well, cup size doesn't tell the whole story, does it? There's a considerable difference between, say, 36DD and 52DD.
Also, substantially restricting (but not completely cutting off) the air supply of someone who might already be in oxygen defecit due to recent strenuous activity would be enough to cause a fair amount of panic and thoughts of impending suffocation. I don't know why all you guys seem so excited by this; the gentleman in question was clearly not having a good time towards the end of this particular escapade.
From IMDB:
Deadly Weapons (1984)
After the mob hits a guy with a list, one of the hoods keeps the list for himself to blackmail the people on it. When the mobsters find out he's a double-crosser, they off him, which angers his busty girlfriend. She goes after them using the only two weapons she has.
Starring Chesty Morgan (and her 72" bust)
Some friends and I saw that film in the theatre(s) when it came out. We walked out at about the 2/3rd mark, we couldn't take the boredom.
At the time, the local newspaper interviewed her. "They're real," she asserted to the reporter. "Hmm," he thought, "there's not that much silicon in the whole world."
If memory serves, she was married to a referee in the NHL.
But I can't find this story in any German news source (even Bild Zeitung, which would be incapable of not putting this on the front page).
I smell eine Ratte.
Btw, Deadly Weapons is really worth tracking down--quite unlike any film you've ever seen (apart from other films by Doris Wishman--a real one-off).
In my teenage years I too was the receiver of a panic moment... My then 'large boobied' girlfriend was on top, slung her jugs over each of my shoulders and I planted my face in the valley.
Two problems occurred after I had gone blubblubblub and other 'lips on skin' style farting noises..
1. skin is like clingfilm, you can't breathe in when its moulded around your face
2. she was too heavy to push away
seriously, its everymans dream, but in reality, never again.
AC as im too old to care but my wife may be reading :)
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