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HP UK veep Murphy volunteers to jump ship amid staff cuts

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Anonymous Coward

Joined in April 2011? Presumably he's getting a whole two weeks of his basic salary as a payoff then? :D

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Megaphone

His Golden Parachute can barely have had time to open.

His Golden Parachute can barely have had time to open.

I do hope he doesn't crumple on impact. That gold bullion can weigh a fair old bit.

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Headmaster

Murphy, who joined HP in April 2011 months after resigning from his position as UK chief at HDS

Wow, normally I only leave it a few weeks between jobs, this guy took 167½ years off.

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Mushroom

Let's hope...

...that a significant proportion of the 29 000 consist of the large number of feckless, lazy fuckwits who reside in the HP offshore teams of MPhasis and HP India.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Let's hope...

I trust you're joking... What I hear is we will be replacing a lot of the EMEA redundancies with more Indian and Chinese staff, after all, they are cheaper. Again, only looking after shareholder value.

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