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Miami cops last week slapped the cuffs on a transgendered woman accused of performing a buttock enhancement with "cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant". The unnamed victim of the procedure, keen to sport a more shapely derrière, approached Oneal Ron Morris, 30, in May 2010 on the recommendation of a friend, CBS reports. …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    WTF

    Seriously.. wtf?

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    1. Marvin the Martian
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      And it's not like the mineral oil will ever come out of that bloodstream again; the rest seems OK if you survive the first week or two.

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    2. Jesthar
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      Facepalm

      Indeed. Sounds like a potential CSI episode...

      ... maybe entitled "How Do You Solve A Problem Like My Rear?"

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  2. Mark Berry

    Well, made a right arse of that.

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  3. Anonymous Coward
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    man, that's a

    heavy bummer

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  4. JimC

    How long before the bustle comes back?

    fashion eh: if you didn't see it it would be hard to believe it...

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  5. KirstarK

    WTF is up with that arse.

    its almost cartoonish

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    1. Vladimir Plouzhnikov
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      "Almost"

      Is an understatement.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Kenny Everett

    I can't look at that picture without thinking of Kenny Everett's sketch where he is Rod Stewart and his arse slowly inflates.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOh4z2ASdk

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  7. Southern
    WTF?

    Shopped?

    Honestly if I hadn't read the article I would not have known.

    Beggar's belief what they get up to in the US.

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  8. Anonymous Coward
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    Why is this on Reg?

    Where is the IT/Tech angle behind this story? Or have you employed some ex-Sunday Sport 'reporters'?

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    1. James O'Brien
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      Its called odds and sods

      Check the heading.....

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      1. Grease Monkey Silver badge
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        Re: Why is this on Reg?

        Is this your first visit? Have you not read a Bootnotes story before?

        Is there any way the forum software could automatically filter these posts?

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    2. The BigYin
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      Why are you?

      When you clearly lack the ability to read.

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  9. HollyHopDrive
    Coat

    I guess there really is junk in the trunk....

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  10. Dan 10
    WTF?

    References

    Who would look at this woman and think "hell yeah, I want an arse like that!"

    (Made no better by that ridiculous psychadelic top...)

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  11. Shaun 1

    How much

    How much does this usually cost? ie from a reputable doctor

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    1. Kool-Aid drinker
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      A quick search suggests around $3500

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      1. Grease Monkey Silver badge
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        What a reputable doctor will charge three and a half grand to pump your buttocks full of products from the DIY store?

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    2. Suburban Inmate
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      Facepalm

      Factor in ongoing costs

      For example, having to pay for TWO aeroplane seats.

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  12. Gerrit Hoekstra
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    IT Angle: Code Bloat by unscrupulous vendors, right?

    Let me fix this for you:

    Miami cops last week slapped the cuffs on a transgressing software vendor accused of performing an O/S enhancement with "cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant". The unnamed victim of the code bloat, keen to sport the latest O/S on her PC, approached MS on the recommendation of a friend that "Windows is Good". The unscrupulous vendor charged $700 for the upgrade, which involved sticking extra RAM in the patient's PC and pumping the hard disk full of "toxic substances", according to police.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Ah, I see, that's better. Thanks.

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  13. 0laf
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    Still

    Cracking walnuts is bound to be a doddle now.

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  14. Anonymous Coward
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    Aaahhhh

    That's how J Lo did it.

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  15. Pete the not so great
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    Dunno

    That could carry, what 7 or 8 pints.

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  16. Pen-y-gors

    It's true

    There's nowt so queer as folk!

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  17. Anonymous Coward
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    With An Arse LIke That

    They must always feel they are the butt of the joke.

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  18. DragonKin37
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    Nothing new

    The he/she perp in this report actually comes from my home town, its very ghetto and people just cant afford the 4K surguries that the doc's in Miami offer. There are alot of horror stories from that area of botched boob jobs to people dying on the table. All this to emulate the what people with more disposable income can afford.

    The victims in this are not victims, they are just dumb ppl trying to be someone they arent.

    "HOLLA one time for the 305 repping CAROL CITY (now Miami Gardens)!"

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    1. proto-robbie
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      Pirate

      4King hell

      Lipotrucktion ya bass!

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  19. Z80

    Baby got back

    Perhaps she got Sir Mix-a-lot and cement mixer confused.

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    1. Studley
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      I like brick butts

      ...and I cannot lie.

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      1. Anonymous Coward
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        I'm not against firm buns

        not often enough anyway, but that woman is carrying the whole fucking chocolate factory.

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  20. waldoPepp

    Bizarse

    Reminds me of that classic Kenny Everett sketch involving Rod Stewart's inflating arse.

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  21. A J Stiles
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    Thank you

    Kudos to The Reg for referring to Morris as a transgender woman, as opposed to "a transgender man dressed as a woman" as I saw in one other news source running the story.

    Now, to ruin the nice tone I just established: The backside in those pictures is hardly a good advertisement for the process, is it ?!

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      WTF?

      Now I'm really confused

      Is she a woman or is he a man?

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  22. defiler

    A cultural thing - fair enough

    Okay, this is a generalisation, but the way I understand it there's a vague delineation between black/latin women wanting big bums and oriental/white women wanting smaller bums. So I can accept that she might want a bit more meat on. But seriously?

    If she's that desperate for a giant ugly arse, there's always Greggs...

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    1. irish donkey
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      Coffee/keyboard

      new keyboard required

      outstanding

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  23. Anonymous Coward
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    Erm

    Just, erm!

    I'll never look at a bag of Portland Cement in the same way again.

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  24. Giles Jones Gold badge

    Thank god it's in the US. Otherwise NHS would be fixing up all the problems like they have to do when people go to Turkey or Brazil for cheap plastic surgery and get butchered.

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    1. Grease Monkey Silver badge
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      'Scuse me but there have been several cases of British women popping over to the states for this sort of treatment by bogus doctors. Guess who sorts out the damage when they come home?

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  25. John P
    Stop

    No please don't sit on my lap...aaarrrgghh, my pelvis!

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  26. Anonymous Coward
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    Wide load

    Cement truck indeed.

    (It's sad really)

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  27. TRT Silver badge
    Facepalm

    One has to wonder who would allow a "surgeon" who looked liked that to perform the same op on them? That'd be like allowing Telly Savalas or Paul Weller to cut your hair for you. Only worse.

    Cement, mineral oil and tyre sealant. That's what I keep in my boot(y).

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    1. John McCallum
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      Devil

      At least if you did it would eventualy regrow this" persons" victim will probibly need treatment for quite some time.

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  28. John Jennings
    Childcatcher

    http://www.ginsters.co.uk/

    Could have saved herself $650

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  29. Tom 260

    I'm guessing that the weight of the concrete/etc will lead to a saggy arse over time...

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  30. Kar98
    FAIL

    Americans...

    They're pretty much all f*ing retarded.

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    1. Grease Monkey Silver badge
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      Are there's a balanced and considered opinion. A very small sample of Americans are covered by this story, but you can extrapolate that almost all of them are retarded from that? You're either amazingly intelegent or staggeringly stupid. Wonder which one it is.

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      1. Anonymous Coward
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        FAIL

        Not only that, but they can't spell.

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  31. mark11727
    WTF?

    The real question...

    ... how exactly does the poor victim get all that stuff back OUT of her body? Ouch.

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