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  1. JB
    Unhappy

    Ridiculous!

    I like to think of myself as a breast man, but these look ridiculous. And what's she going to look like when she's 80??

    As for This Morning, if we toned everything down in case children are watching, we may as well just switch off the TV transmitters right now. It really irks me the way that what we see (or don't) on TV is dictated by whether some self-appointed moral guardian's kids might be within 100m of a TV!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      what's she going to look like when she's 80??

      Given that it has all been stitched on, hopefully she'll be able to afford to have it removed.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Polypropylene

        Aren't polypropylene implants the ones that absorb body fluids and so keep growing indefinitely?

        So yeah, when she's 80...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Thumb Down

          Polypropylene

          So, not so much breasts as giant cysts. Ewwwww.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            As a general rule

            As a rule, the larger a breast implant is, the more unpleasant it is. We haven't even got to the sounds made by the ones consisting of really big bags of salt water. Would you really want to press your face against one and hear it go slosh?

    2. ph0b0s

      Can't belive I am saying this, but....

      "As for This Morning, if we toned everything down in case children are watching, we may as well just switch off the TV transmitters right now."

      ... there is such a thing as a watershed though, were parents should have some confidence in stuff being child safe before then, certainly at that time of the morning....

      But then again since the show was probably followed by Jeremy Kyle with a load of chav's swearing about their infidelity and sexual antics, I think that ship has already sallied...

  2. Antony Shepherd
    WTF?

    What a boob!

    "My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted"

    What, is he more a fan of what they call the "delicious flat chest"?

    1. Naughtyhorse
      Happy

      yup

      so disgusted he locked himself away in his room _all day_ and wouldnt come out

      1. LaeMing
        Go

        She knows he was upset.

        He went through a whole box of tissues.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Frankly...

      This is enough to put the most hot-blooded heterosexual boy off breasts for life!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    "My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted"....

    ....yeah right!!

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Educational opportunity?

      Obviously missed by Mrs Nowtraged.

      Is The Sun guilty of double standards, again? No, 'cos titillation and outrage about one and the same thing is perfectly fine as long as it's out of the sight of the children.

      Bulgarian airbags icon required.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      or his parents will be...

      unhappy when he comes out... :D

    3. Shane Orahilly
      Headmaster

      re: "My son was off sick...."

      Of course, it's not the media's fault.

      The kid should be in bed recovering and doing some home study if capable, not watching the telly.

      I blame the parents...

  4. Joe K
    WTF?

    Yikes.

    I thought that pic of her going around Twitter the other day was a bad photoshop.

    Further investigation shows that every single photo of her looks like a bad photoshop.

    Money well spent then.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Paris Hilton

      poor excuse...

      so, you spend the day trawling though photos of large breasted women all day in the name of "research"to see if they all look like bad photoshop jobs !!

  5. Cameron Colley

    While I agree it's her body and her business.

    I'd hardly call having two enormous bags of plastic implanted under your skin "breasts". I also find them an odd thing for anyone to take enough interest in to interview the woman -- well, apart from a psychiatrist perhaps.

  6. 7mark7
    Thumb Down

    The doctors who did that ...

    ... should be struck off.

    1. LaeMing
      Unhappy

      The civilisation

      that encourages that, should be struck down.

  7. Erroneous Howard

    The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

    "Some people think I'm a freak"

    Change "Some" for "Practically all" and you're just about there. Give me a real pair any day, big or small they'd still be far more attractive than these sideshow attractions.

  8. John Robson Silver badge

    No...

    Just, no.

    I do hope that she has to pay for corrections to the spinal deformity she is undoubtedly cultivating.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    A Moment of Silence

    So El Reg is covering The Sun covering ITV now.

    It seems to have gone unnoticed by all media that Fukushima's Reactor Number One is actually in meltdown, worse than at any time previously, Surely that's worth discussing, at least compared to this.

    /sarcasm

    Or not?

    Someone page Page.

    1. Shane Orahilly

      Is there much to discuss?

      Even if the fuel has fallen to the bottom of the vessel, it's still cooling down. Nobody's died. Not much more to say about it, is there?

      As far as unnoticed, the BBC have reported it, but it's not headline news any more, what with the imminent lack of nuclear winter.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13374153

  10. Nick Haw

    Oh no....

    Won't someone please think of the children....

  11. Aaron Em

    Freak? Nah

    I just hope they're worth what she paid for them.

    1. LaeMing
      Boffin

      Technically, yeah.

      That is what the word "freak" means, both statistically and in the circus-performance world. (Which isn't to judge: as she says - it is her body.... Then again, it is our eyes!)

  12. Test Man
    WTF?

    @Paula Rogowski

    Somehow I don't think your son was actually disgusted!

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    "My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."

    "He was so disgusted that he says he won't be well enough for school for a few more days at the very least."

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    her body is her business allright

    The surgeon work however is not.

    Whoever has done that, if in the UK, should be struck off the register for failing the "Do No Harm" part of their oath. Unless these baloons are filled with helium she will have crushed disks in her spine in a couple of years tops and will be a cripple for the rest of her life.

  15. Cosmo
    FAIL

    "My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."

    Translates as:

    My son was home today - and then disappeared up to his room for half an hour, saying that he "wasn't feeling well"

  16. Cosmo
    Thumb Up

    ITV Player

    Will this be on the ITV player? I'll check once I get back home from the pub this evening :)

  17. Xris M

    Airbags?

    Surely in accordance with El Reg Standard Units (ERSU?), these must be some sort of Bulgarian Super Funbags, not mere Bulgarian Airbags!

    1. Elmer Phud
      Headmaster

      Nope

      'Super Funbags' are at least couple of sizes smaller - these are the 'Space Hopper' model.

      1. TeeCee Gold badge
        Grenade

        @Elmer Phud

        You swine. I've just had a mental picture of her stripping off to reveal a silly face and hand grips on each one.....

        1. Rob Beard
          Coffee/keyboard

          LMAO!

          I think I need a new keyboard!

          Rob

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      here here!

      We need a good comparative aid! How many pints of beer could those puppies hold? ...or should that be barrels

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."

    Damn lies...

  19. Bumpy Cat
    Happy

    "My son was disgusted"

    Dear Mrs Rogowski, that expression on your son's face wasn't disgust.

  20. Aaron Em

    On the other hand

    Read a bit about the implants: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants

    I'll admit to being a bit horrified now, sure.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    "My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."

    So thats what its called nowadays!

  22. burnard
    Stop

    My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted...

    Were you off work sick? I would guess not. Maybe if you had a life....er...job, you would be able to complain in a more balanced way.

    Not appropriate for This Morning, probably. But it's not as though she flashed the whole nation. Maybe This Morning are struggling for viewer or stories or just anything of interest to people who have no job and sit around watching TV all day. For someone in your position I would have thought Jeremy Kyle would offend you, but apparently This Morning is more of a bad influence on you and your son.

    1. Lamont Cranston

      Not that the complainant wasn't being an idiot,

      but her being at home during the day hardly invalidates her opinion.

      Maybe she was home because her child was sick?

      Maybe she works nights?

      Maybe her household income is such that she doesn't have to work?

      Maybe she lost her job?

  23. kain preacher

    Um thats scared me

    Thats not porn thats a mutant alien trying to eat her.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    calm down

    Well if you didn't like the item on the show, use the remote control and watch something else, it's just a pair of tits, not even uncovered.

  25. Annihilator
    Pint

    Irony-o-meter

    Sun disgusted by boobs on TV, see page 3 for Erica from Crawley's comments on the scandal.

    TGIF folks...

  26. JDX Gold badge

    My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted

    He didn't leave the room because he was disgusted, but to watch on the TV in his bedroom.

    I'm amazed that's physically possible personally. I thought Lola was pushing the boundaries.

  27. Studley
    Coat

    Biggest pair of tits on ITV

    ...since Ant and Dec

  28. lardheppus
    Paris Hilton

    According to the Sun...

    ...they weigh almost four stone and are growing at a rate of an inch a month. One wonders if that's radius, diameter, or circumference. I was going to ask the IT angle, but computer modeling is definitely needed to predict how soon it'll be before their gravitational field exceeds that of the Earth.

    1. Captain TickTock
      Boffin

      Gumps is the correct unit

      our english teacher told us 1 gump was a cubic mouthful...

  29. kain preacher

    String implants NSFW

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants

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