Future plans?
I do hope this is resolved amicably, because I fear it may affect my plans to open my "Big Jugs" jug emporium in the same town!
A Bedfordshire baker has provoked the wrath of Middle England by dubbing his breadery "Nice Baps". Angry locals in Henlow wasted no time in objecting to the name after John O'Toole cut the ribbon on his establishment last Wednesday. The 42-year-old said his missus thought up the comedy moniker, and his other bakery of the same …
Or are the local idiots complaining because the baker is using the traditional name for his product, which has been taken as slang for breasts? Aren't they saying something along the lines of 'I only know the slang 'rude connotation' word, therefore any use of it is 'wrong' (will nobody think of the children?)?
Bap: a soft breadcake, suitable for making a bacon butty with.
Baps: more than one of the above.
Nice Baps: well you wouldn't want nasty ones, would you? They wouldn't sell, even *with* bacon in them...
FFS people, grow up! Or if it's too late for that, buy a dictionary...
If these people have nothing better to do I suggest that they read the OED
Pronunciation:/bap/
noun
British
1 a large, round, flattish bread roll , typically with a spongy texture and floury top.
2 (baps) informal a woman's breasts.
I the context of a baker, I think the meaning is obvious.
...frankly it's just a shame his name's not Timmy, for the full-on comedy double-whammy.
I wonder whether the people objecting to the name realise that they've essentially given the business free marketing by complaining to the council? Probably not the effect they were hoping for, unless the whole thing's a stunt...
A Google search for bakeries in Henlow sadly didn't show Nice Baps.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=henlow+bakery#q=henlow+bakery&hl=en&prmd=ivnscm&source=univ&tbs=plcs:1&tbo=u&ei=bm6UTdCbE4eXhQfwmeDnCA&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CEoQtQMwAA&fp=5cbc1c678812025a
However the first two are called Gunns and (wait for it)
Rogers