Million Mulugeta?
Sounds like a great name for a super villain.
Does he plan to hold the world to ransom with his hair regrowth technology?
Boffins in California who were trying to deal with problems of stress in combat veterans say they may have accidentally found a cure for baldness. For now, the miracle drug is known to work only on experimental mice genetically engineered to go bald early, but there is apparently every prospect it will benefit humans too. "Our …
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The sad fact is that many men with no hair on their head already have luxuriant growths on their back - nature's double whammy.
And I just bought a .me domain touting referring to my baldness (but not my hairy back) as my personal website. So if this drug works and takes off I will be faced with a renaming job in a few years.
I'd still clipper it all back. Looks much better than fairy hair-do's on a man.
Just step outside and your surrounded by 'men' with dodgy hair* and they all look the same no matter how much they try to express their individuality.
(*and usually flashing their arses or just forgetting to wear a belt)
Because you don't want to signal to the ladies that you got given a double-dip of testosterone at conception, eh?
Baldness is oneof those male-pecking-order problems, I think. I don't know a single straight woman who doesn't see it as the sign of a manly man. Maybe I hang out in the wrong circles.
During research stage, before patent
"Our findings show that a short-duration treatment with this compound causes an astounding long-term hair regrowth in chronically stressed mutant mice,"
After Patent granted and $$ appear in the eyes of the patent holders/controllers:
"Our findings show that a *regular/daily* treatment with this compound causes an astounding but short-term hair regrowth in chronically stressed mutant mice, that keep paying $$/dose."
There fixed it for you.
Its well documented that the cure for baldness will make more money than the cure for cancer...
"Imagine the boffins' surprise, then, when it turned out that all their bald mice had grown hair again and could not be told apart from the others any longer."
Sounds like somebody's mother accidentally killed them whilst the boffins were away, and replaced them... "They'll never notice" she was heard to say...
I'd much rather they carry on to find a reliable treatment for things like irritable bowel syndrome, which I assume from "gut problems related to stress" is more or less what they were after, than be satisfied with another palliative for old white guys' egos.
I mean seriously. Who ever ended up with ulcerative colitis or had to have half their large bowel removed because their hair fell out?
Viagra was discovered by accident when trying to treat heart conditions, and a good commercial pharmaceutical goes a long way to covering the research costs of the whole lab. A little blue pill for baldness will be pricey, because it's cosmetic, and will help keep the costs of real medicine down.
in revealing the incredible intelligence of those who can actually notice it in others and enunciate then fact to let those of us with lower observational and social skills avoid evenings of thrilling monosyllabic banter while waiting agog for the next revolutionary biological discovery.