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A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far. Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates. According to a friend, Soren forced the …

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  1. Martin 19
    Coat

    Angry Birds turns sour IRL

    'tis much safer on your jesus phone.

  2. NoneSuch Silver badge
    WTF?

    Hmmmm

    A cock, razor blades, feathers and Paris no where to be seen... Something is just not right with the world today.

  3. GettinSadda
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    So...

    Man equips animal with unpleasant weapons and tries to force it to kill other animals.

    Animal turns on man and kills him instead.

    Quality of human gene-pool somewhat improved.

    1. Chris Hawkins
      Linux

      Animal Farm....TNG???

      Well with Belorussian foxes shooting hunters and armoured Indian poultry on murderous rampage it is only a matter of time before the scenario played out in the following url becomes reailty:

      http://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

  4. ColonelClaw

    No great loss

    I smell a Darwin Award nomination incoming

    1. Dave Murray

      Theres a title here somewhere

      Depends if he managed to procreate before his cock turned on him.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Only one c*k involved....

    ...it's not the feathered one.

    Mother N. does not like to be pushed around sometimes, she has teeth and claws!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Pint

      and...

      and now razor blades!

  6. Evil Auditor Silver badge
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    Sarah and the killer cock...

    You're almost pushing it too far. Truely a gem of not so fine writing.

    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

      Re: Sarah and the killer cock...

      Cock off.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Happy

        "Cock off."

        ...she says in a thick COCKney accent.

    2. Anonymous John

      Re Sarah and the killer cock

      i think Sarah's channelling Lester today.

  7. George Nacht

    So, was he using....

    ...his tongue to push the cock back to ring? Otherwise, unless these razors were fixed to the wings of the bird, instead of talons, I have hard time imagining how did he came close enough for throat slitting experience.

    I mean, if it was dog fighting ring, and that man was attacked and killed by his pitbull, OK, but rooster?

    That being said, this is exactly the same type of entertaiment, enjoyed by the same type of people, who get exactly the same amount of sympathy from me.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Have you ever

      Encountered a *seriously* aroused cock?

    2. Donald Atkinson

      Never been on a farm have you?

      First talons are on a bird's toes. Second the blades are attached to the birds feet, roosters jump at their target feet first. Third, roosters are big and notoriously mean critters, unless you have handled them you really can't imagine.

      1. Mark 65

        Indeed

        There are some truly massive cocks out there.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    Yay it's Friday!

    that is all...

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That's another win...

    So that makes it 5 wins.

    Seriously, throat sliced? Serves him right for providing his poultry with sowrds and knives.

    1. peyton?

      No, I'm fairly certain

      It 'serves him right' for supporting needless animal cruelty.

  10. jake Silver badge

    Speaking as an animal trainer ...

    You can't force nature. Critters do what critters do. All I can do (as a trainer) is encourage their natural behavior. Trying to force them outside that envelope only leads to tears.

    Now ask me why my bird & I are happily married ... and will stay that way.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Lester

    is the modratrix trying to steal Lester's smut crown from him?

  12. Miek
    Coat

    A Title Is Required

    That's one Angry Bird!

  13. Dave 64 Silver badge
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    got what he deserved

    serves him right - it's a horrible "sport"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      What do you mean?

      The cock sliced the throat of its owner, it's a great sport! Same thing with corridas, if there was a fair chance to see toreros getting gored routinely, I'd start watching that too.

  14. Paul_Murphy

    Sarah - I'm surprised at you.

    Here I was thinking that you were a fine, upstanding woman with the morals and sober judgment of a Victorian lady.

    Obviously you have to let off some steam every so often, but I am sitting here stunned.

    Most unexpected.

    carry on.

    1. unitron

      Re: surprised at Sarah

      "Here I was thinking that you were a fine, upstanding woman with the morals and sober judgment of a Victorian lady."

      Working at El Reg?

      Please.

  15. Mike Brown

    sounds like an agatha christie plot...

    murder most fowl.

  16. Jimboom
    Paris Hilton

    One serious cock up

    I bet he was wishing he paid heed to his mothers advise to leave his cock alone. Especially when he has played with it so much that it was red and black... not to mention angry.

    Paris... for obvious reasons.

  17. Wize

    Metal enhanced cock

    And its not the David Beckham controversy.

  18. g e
    Terminator

    Where's the ROTM angle??

    Are reports true that the cock asked 'Sarah Connor?' before dispatching him?

    Good job it didn't have hydraulics + AI ;o)

  19. I know better

    I suppose...

    his chickens came home to joust?

  20. Cunningly Linguistic

    A new euphemism

    Not so much "diamond cutter" as "throat cutter".

  21. Desk Jockey
    Pint

    Sarah letting off steam?

    I think Lewis Page had better watch out! Going by the number of comments in his last few articles, I now have visions of the earstwhile moderator going after him with blades attached to her hands and head and letting rip...

    I am surprised she even found time to type this article, unless it is a warning to us all...? ;)

  22. Keith 21

    Good.

    Serves the nasty piece of shit right.

    My only disappointment is that the cock didn't manage to kill more of the nasty shits involved in the evil and barbaric event.

    1. LaeMing
      Go

      More to come (hopefully)

      Remember another arsehole has bagged the cock for himself. We can all pray to our respective deities or equivalent for a rematch with same result.

  23. JDX Gold badge

    Mother N. has teeth and claws!

    And precision steel blades.

  24. Graham Bartlett

    Puns...

    Don't forget the definition of rooster - chick with a dick.

    1. Anonymous Coward
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      As opposed

      To Thai Roosters or "chaps with flaps".

      I thank you.

  25. Nick Galloway
    Coat

    So it's true...

    ... you shouldn't play with razor blades and too much with your cock will make you silly, fatally so!!!

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I...

    ...give my bird knives all the time and try and force her in to where they be of some use (the kitchen), she does tend to flap quite a bit. I should probably learn from others mistakes.

  27. Chris Hawkins
    Linux

    Animal Farm .....TNG2!

    And now Auntie has just reported this - "Live chicken thrown at KFC staff in Nuneaton"

    http://goo.gl/KRZUj

  28. Blofeld's Cat
    Pint

    Tags

    Full marks for the tags - even though no other article seems to use them...

    ... yet.

  29. S Larti
    Coat

    which part of the Bengali community was this guy from?

    Is this an example of Hen-do aggression?

  30. Embarrassing bodies
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    Have a prize

    Headline of the day, shurely?

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    that would explain

    what I just ate at KFC.

    Now excuse me while I try to find my insides.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Stop

      everything below the waste is gone.

      It just didn't get up and walk away.

      PS. Where is the Cathy Cruz Marrero angle?

      1. dssf

        Sure, but how about below the

        waist?

        In any case, he definitely is below the waist and deeper than much waste... I bet in the end he chickened out. Got ousted and roosted. What was good for the goose was good for THAT gander...

  32. Jemma
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    ...Calling Robert Rankin...

    "...All hail Sate-Hen..."

    /gets coat

  33. The Indomitable Gall
    Joke

    iShall be cancelling my subscription.

    Where's the IT angle?

    I mean, seriously, razors are so clearly analogue technology....

  34. whats the point of kenny lynch?
    Stop

    woman killed by own puss...

    ahh those cunning ninja cats.....

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