Speaking of which.
Was in the cesspit that is Yorkshire all last week, and on the way home, along the A59, I prompted my kids that the first ones who could spot the world's biggest golf course would win a prize.
Naturally, with a prize on offer, my daughter was at her most mercenary, and since she was the only one not interested in Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets, spotted it from the horizon.
Imagine her surprise when the prize was a kiss, for good observation.