Has your iPhone been involved in an accident?

ironic

Solicitors; Soliciting

all to do with screwing someone for cash....

Careful now

I'd have been a little wary about "sneaking out for a fag" too, at least using the American interpretation!

People have that many accidents...

.... that someone thought they needed an app for it!

Me, I try and avoid them, I'd prefer to earn my living the honest way.

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I both like and dislike this app.

Like because a lot of people don't seem to know what to do when they have an accident, i.e. what information they should get so this can help.

Dislike because it's making it even easier for any idiot to make a frivolous overblown claim.

The power of the Jesus phone...

...being harnessed by the desciples of Satan himself for the encouragement and spreading of corruption and lies and wishing harm on your fellow man.

Oh how the thunderous roar of the impending apocalypse is deafening to my offended ear!

Fuck you, you bunch of souless thieving bastards.

</fire and brimstone>

Oh Dear

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

deep breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bott and co are the most imcompetant useless bunch of asshats you can ever hope to come accross. I was unfortunate enough to have them apointed by my insurance company after my Partner was struck from behind by some ponce in an alfa that was too busy doing his hair. Simple, Stationary veichle backended but somone not showing due care....

Well no, lost letters, lost photos, mistake after mistake, letters sent out, claims from the third party with GAPING holes in his evidence (which changed days later) and even an out and out admission.

And they lost the godsdamm case!?? 3 years of cocking about on a cuit and dried case and they loose it!!!??? Good luck for anyone that tries this.

This ...

reminds me of the joke:

You're in a lift (elevator) with Hitler, Stalin and a Lawyer.

You have just two bullets in a gun.

Whom do you shoot?

Answer: The Lawyer, twice.