DARPA awards 'Deep Green' battle-computer cash Arms globocorp BAE Systems has won a contract to develop a thinking battle computer able to "help" human commanders directing US forces in the wars of tomorrow. While the "Deep Green" project is billed more as a means of automating tiresome staff officers out of a job, its name suggests otherwise. Deep Blue, as everyone knows …
I take it all back!!! I swear I just saw that naked austrian walking down the street there.
Looks like we're all doomed to end up as biological batteries or a brief crunchy splat on the ground.
Skynet + Deep Green + fleets of robo planes + American Airforce zombie anit network.
Yep! We're gonna be in trouble. Better start building them bunkers now boys n girls. Judgement day is nigh!!!!!
The white wrap around one with leather straps on the cuffs please.
You know whats wrong with western military today?
The lack of dyed in the wool killers and people willing to die for their cause/paycheck. War is easier if troops are willing to die and this pansy crap to get the computer to reduce casualties stuff is bullshit. It's a way of making "civilized", war which is 100% arse-nuggets. War is not civilized, fun, nor safe, and to do it successfully lots of people have to die, on both sides. If you aren't willing to kill, send others to die, and die yourself then you don't belong in the military.
I want my military made of bad ass motherfuckers that look forward to tearing the heads off of the exotic foreigners they meet. I want people to tremble in fear when military people come to port. When the western military shows up they are there to destroy everything in sight. Not make friends, not help the local economy, not change regimes. They are there to kill, destroy, and maybe destroy it again for good measure.
We don't need no stinking computer - just an SA80, $20, a couple smokes, and a pack of condoms, cause my swinging dick is the most dangerous weapon in this bitch. That's what should be stenciled on every helmet.
This is Sparta god damnit!
Once all the worlds' generals are commanding via their battle computers, we can connect them all together, disband all the actual armed forces and replace them with virtual units; then they can battle away without harming anyone.
Just to ensure that the US will join in we can base the quantity and capability of units on the GDP of each nation.
The savings on defence spending can then be used to subsidise beer.
but "connexion"? Skynet?
Can we not wait until we can colonise other planets (so I can escape) before we let computers run the world?
Or just run it on vista then it will stymie itself with "SkyNetHumanOppressionSystem would like to access the StrategyMap, Allow?" -> "Are you sure you want to commit these forces?" -> "SNHOS is trying to access the internet, allow?" etc.
Then it'll auto-update (destroy) itself.
I thought they already used C&C to run wars wasn't that america's plan in iraq "quick the army's running out of money lets attack iraq and mine* some oil" (no ore in real life or george bush just got confused )
*yes i know you don't mine for oil but it's in reference to the ore mines in red alert
mines the one with the keys for the tank in the pocket
Hitler is GONE! The Soviet Union is GONE! The terrorists *don't* bunch up into nice cluster-fucks! What battlefield you got, homey? You can write your software all you want for World War 2, but that's been over an done with for over 60 years!
If this crap is good, go and restore order to Somalia. Kick ass on the Taliban. Clean up Iraq.
Otherwise its a waste of money.
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