So that's why they showed...
'Meteor' on the box this weekend - just preparing us...
"So, if you were to hypothetically design such a thing, how many megatons of nukes would it have?"
I for one welcome our new Goa'uld Overlord.
(even if he's not getting here for another 20 years, those motherships aren't as fast as they used to be).
Here was me thinking how nice it would be to switch of the TV and have a few nights out watching a chain reaction as one satellite spins out of control into the next and so on....hopefully the first to go would be the Astra sats so loved by BSKYB.
My left arm is already in...
Just in case....
Let's put Bruce Willis on Standby...
"asteroid-busting space nukes"
Huh? Anyone knows that's not how you deal with asteroids. You fly around in a little ship and shoot them with lasers, and they break up into two pieces half the size and twice the speed, which you shoot, which break up into four pieces a quarter the size and four times the speed, which you shoot... hey, watch out for that flying saucer! Quick! Hyperspace!
Forgive me if I am not understanding the article correctly, but the kid is quoted as saying that *if* the asteroid hits something in orbit then the odds of hitting the earth are drastically increased, but the argument is that it wont hit something in orbit therefore he is wrong?
Everybody's sums are wrong
WTF is the satellite density in that orbit in 2029? From there on all computation is kind'a bogus.
Me coat. The one with the "Energia" logo on the back.
Collision with a satellite?
If the asteroid is light enough to be thrown into a completely different orbit by collision with a satellite, it is not much of a threat!
Time to dig out...
...the old arcade game Asteroids and get some practise in.
It'll hit us in 2036
Just in time for epoch time to overflow a long int.
Great, We are screwed........
I heard the chances of getting 4 number in the lottery are 1 in 420, I have been lucky enough to get these odds 3 times over the years. Its doesnt sounds like good news the revised figure of 1 in 450 of a huge lump of rock landing on our planet when you really think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!
So just as we win the war against the machines and destroy SkyNET's core under Cheyenne Mountain, this sucker comes and wipes out the last of us anyway?
Repent - for the end of the world is nigh
So, we get wiped out in 2036 - who cares? The world's going to end when the time_t's wrap in 2038 anyway.
Vorsprung durch Technik?
Oh No !
Its the end of the world folks but if you are lucky you may be able to hitch a ride on a passing Vogon ship
Get your coats and thanks for all the fish !
Surface to Space Missiles
Hmmm... so thats why the Americans were so keen to show they can shoot things out of space the other month...
It says here that it's about 350m across and has an estimated mass of 4.6 x 10^10 kilos (i.e. you'd be pretty certain to notice if someone dropped it on your foot).
If *that* can be deflected by a collision with a satellite, we don't need Bruce Willis to deal with asteroid threats. Just getting the majority of the population of the Earth to shout in the right direction using harsh language should break 'em up nicely.
Okay, I'm not a rocket scientist...
...but not all Geosynchronous orbits are geostationary orbits..
Geostationary orbits go round the equator, but geosychronous orbits can be inclined to the plane of the equator, by considerably more than 40degrees, so unless I'm very wrong with my interpretation of "passing outside the equatorial geosynchronous zone" - this only refers to the singular Geostationary orbit, not the plethora of north-south oscillating geosynchronous orbits....
But I suspect NASA do know what they're talking about....I hope..
And there's me worrying about me mortgage
When what I really needed was a towel.
Bathrobe donned, Vogon ship boarded.
It's still a good idea to put on your helmet that day :)
Satellite density: Methinks 40,000 is the number of objects that US SpaceWatch tracks. This includes bits of boosters and dead satellites and garbage, not just active spysats, etc.
The info on Wikipedia says it's a 270m object of maybe 2.6×10(10) kg moving at 30.73 km/s, with an impact energy of 1480 megatons, and if it hits we likely loose bits of Russia, Mexico or its periphery with an estimated 10 million casualties should Colombia or Venezuela buy it. It's a genuine bad MoFo.
I also think the satellites won't be a relevant part of the problem by any measure.
Isn't the time period of the asteroid's closest approach dangerously close to the years that many prophecies predict the world will end?
According to NASA: "Changing the amount of energy Apophis absorbs by half a percent as late as 2018 - for example by covering a 40 x 40 meter (130 x 130 foot) patch with lightweight reflective materials (an 8 kg payload) - can change its position in 2036 by a minimum of one Earth radius."
2036 is two sunspot cycles away. Are they really sure that the natural variation of the Sun over that time is less than the effect of a 1600m² shiny patch?
Hopefully by the time we reach 2028/29 China, India and the USA etc will have produced so much CO2 that the critter will just bounce off and disappear in to the ether.
so between now and then I'm going to leave the car in the drive with then engine running and turn up the central heating - just to do my bit you understand!
"I heard the chances of getting 4 number in the lottery are 1 in 420"
and how many lines over the years did you play in the lottery. The lottery has been going over ten years so lets say in that time you brought about 520 lines. therfore you have a 520 in 420 chance of winning. three times in ten years is 520 in 1260 or approximately 2/5
doesn't take much to change things quite a lot.
You don't need to change the speed of it very much for it to add up over 7 years to make a difference.
Given conservation of momentum, and assuming the asteroid accelerates the satellite up to the same speed as itself, one would expect the asteroid to lose at least something like 1/(1*10^7) of it's speed, or about 3mm per second, for each satellite that it hit. Over seven years, that changes where it is by about 700km, more or less.
Excellent news ...
The world ends just in time for my retirement ! ... oh well just enough time to sell all my worldly goods and take the wife off on a long holiday on the proceedings. If it does not strike then I'll live off the backs of all these youngsters ... either way I'm not really bothered, its more dangerous on the drive home this evening.
"we likely loose bits of Russia, Mexico or its periphery with an estimated 10 million casualties should Colombia or Venezuela buy it"
Oh right. Nowhere near where I live then. God, you had me worried there for a while.
PS Am I the only one who clicked on the headline expecting a news story about some clever Schoolboy who'd figured out a way to do his Maths homework using a classic 70s arcade game but made a mistake? How dissappointed I was.
Is the German press really more inaccurate than the UK press?
Oh dear...to actually use some correct information:
Apophis will pass us at a distance of 37,400km from the center of the Earth on Friday 13th (!) April 2029, with a formal uncertainty of only 770km.
Most satellites orbit in low-Earth orbit at altitudes of 300km-2000 km. These are in no danger from the asteroid. Many of the rest are in geostationary orbits at 42,100 km from the center of the Earth. This is much further out than the pass distance of the asteroid in 2029 (see below), and so Sky subscribers can also rest easy. Overall the risk to satellites is miniscule.
It needs to pass through a particular point in space to be swung around by Earth's gravity and hit us in 2036. It either will or it won't. Hitting a satellite will not deflect it into that point.
The latest evidence is that the asteroid is smaller than this at 270m in diameter.
I don't understand the iridium as if the asteroid is an iron-nickel object similar to some meteorites we find on Earth, the iridium contained is inconsequential.
Aliens as they're probably sitting on Apophis in 2029 with a nice view of the Earth going past.
Oh My God.....
I was so sure we were going to to splattered I've just sold my house, cashed in my pension, life insurance etc, and spent all the money on debauched week of Booze, sex and drugs.
Oh well at least I didn't waste it.
Yes, it's a coincidence, as there are sufficient nutters that pretty much every given period in time is predicted to be the time of the Apocalypse by *someone*.
All fortune-telling relies on the scattergun approach - throw out enough predictions and one of them is bound to score a hit.
@Just in case....
What will Bruce do, scare it away by singing "under theboardwalk" at it?
So if NASA et al now saying that the asteroid will not hit because it obviously can't hit any satellites in orbit, some 20 years into the future then this means, in all likelihood, that they lied and they want us to feel warm and cosy while they get those nukes all organised.
It should theoretically be easy. 20 years to put some firing platforms into space, heavily armed with nukes. The only problem is it'll have to go to tender. The tender specifications will need to be set, clarified, reviewed, challenged, re-reviewed, awarded then the the primary supplier will go bust so they have to start again. Might be time to rent The Rocketeer from the video store to find out how a home made job works. Open source hardware project anyone?
Something missing here ...
Nary a single snide remark about how the 1 in 450 headline would sell a lot more newspapers than 1 in 45,000. What's the matter with you people? Or is this the mark of the sinister hand of the editor at work?
No, you're thinking of the supposed "2012 singularity". You can't even keep your superstitious jelly-brained delusional new-age disaster/conspiracy theories straight, you credulous gullible gravy-sucking buffoon, what do you think you're doing attempting to make an intelligent comment?
Looking at the quality of reasoning - or even just the ability to read and comprehend the material set out in the article - displayed in these posts, I say it's a crying shame the thing is going to miss. Bring on the next dino-killer I say, Homo S. is a dead loss.
So how do you install a shiney surface on a meteor?
Wax on? Wax off? Bruce? Hollywood must have the answer!
I say we
shoot it out of the sky, just to make sure and pass time
Here's what happened:
Scientist told to calculate chance of asteroid hitting the Earth...
"hmm, 1/450 ..... and the chances it'll hit if the US tries to shoot it are.... 100% + a few stray nukes will hit various heavily populated areas".
Scientist tells superiors the chances are 1/45000.
Ever since we got rid of the priests, the scientists have had to fill the PR role of the priesthood.
It would seem young mr x, took into account the probability of collision with a satellite, whereas NASA may have just swept that probability to a nice clean zero.
At the end of the day, who knows what might happen, statistics cannot foretell the future, and I very much doubt anyone has done a controlled experiment on an asteroid to be able to make such a prediction.
Scientists need to go back to using terms like best guess, and rocking their heads when they say it - who would have thought that by freeing them of religious persecution they would turn into the same naysayers of truth as those they have replaced.
Don't panic Mr. Mainwaring!
I think I can clear up the confusion....
Geosynchronous satellites form a ring around the Earth's equator. (There are theoretically other geosynchronous orbits but these require the satellite to remain under some form of thrust such as that from a solar sail).
At closest approach the asteroid will be closer to the Earth than this orbit so if you draw it on a piece of paper it looks like there are two points where the satellite could crash into a satellite - one approaching Earth and one leaving.
HOWEVER, the 2D view is misleading. The asteroid's orbit is inclined with respect to that of the plane of the Earth's orbit, so those crossing points actually sit above or below the plane of the geosynchronous satellites - so no risk of collision.
Even if the asteroid did crash into the Astra satellite, tragically depriving millions of Ross Kemp and the new Gladiators, it'd have about as much impact (ahem) on the rock as the one-off interaction between a hedgehog and a Mondeo.
Re: CO2 emissions
No, no. C02 won't do it. We need something solid.
Soot is carbon particles. We need a lot of soot in the upper atmosphere. This will knit together to form carbon fibre. And we get a global protective jacket. Problem solved.
So, lots more coal fired power stations. And burn all the forests.
Mine's the one with smoke coming out the arms.
this thing is going to pass within one earth circumfrance of us, in a prediction that is for a date 21 years in the future, and no one else seems worried that a minor miscalculation, a dropped significant digit, or inaccurate measurements might result in a much higher chance of a hit... are you all stupid or something? now i'm not preaching about the apocolypse here but you might want to consider that earth has been hit hundreds of times before, and some of those hits completely destroyed the ecosystem as it was.... but hey what the hell do i know... i should probably make some kind of snide remark about a kid who was off by a factor of 100, even though he is only 13 years old and he tried to account for the very real possibility that the asteroid could be deflected in its path by an impact with a satelite, space debris, or other such thrash floating around out there... really you have all put my mind at ease, my only question is how many of you have actually undertaken the same calculation and gotten nearly as close as him?
What would a collision with a satellite do?
Mass of heaviest manmade satellite in orbit - 6500kg. Mass of asteroid - 2.6x10^10kg. So 4 million times heavier.
For reference, a top-spec Range Rover weighs around 3100kg - add passengers and luggage, and call it 4000kg. A sugarcube weighs approximately 1g.
Who thinks that throwing a sugarcube at a speeding Range Rover would change its direction? (If you do, I suspect your sugarcube had a little extra *something* added to it. ;-) So I think the kiddy's calculations have dropped a decimal place somewhere. In other words, he's got it wrong - and also it wasn't spotted by his science teacher, which may be a worrying report on the state of teaching in Germany.
Unless of course he was calculating the probability of it coming closer than the satellites. In which case he's still wrong - NASA are happily telling us that it *will* be closer than a geostationary satellite, so the probability is 1, not 1 in 450.
(The icon saying "may contain technical content". It doesn't, but apparently the principle of conservation of momentum is beyond some people, particularly media people. Ho hum.)
But you guys forgot that *the terrorists* will surely hit the asteroid with a hijacked space-plane (they will exist by that time, I'm sure, as will the flying cars), therefore changing the rock's orbit into 100% probable collision course! Yay, more money for the "War on Terror"(TM) and a good excuse to stay in Iraq... forever! (and maybe kill some more oil-possessing brown people in other countries too, who knows)
> "if it hits we likely loose bits of Russia, Mexico or its periphery with an estimated 10 million casualties should Colombia or Venezuela buy it."
Then we walk straight in and grab the oil and/or the drugs. No messy invasions needed.
Fantastic. This is off Wiki you say?
Do you want to run those probabilities by me again? 520 in 420 chance of winning?
If this is how the calculations are being made ...
... I think that I'll start building my bunker now.
Hmmm, NASA's computation...after the length units problem resulting in a crash on Mars and the temperature conversion problem for Enceladus ("NASA explains that the fissures are "warm along almost their entire lengths", elaborating: "These more precise new measurements reveal temperatures of at least -93°C (-135°F). That is 17°C (63°F) warmer than previously seen and 93°C (200°F) warmer than other regions of the moon. The warmest regions along the tiger stripes correspond to two of the jet locations seen in [previous] Cassini images."), I can see where they said that the kids computation was correct.
@@Just in case...
Joe Stalin: "What will Bruce do, scare it away by singing "under theboardwalk" at it?"
If I was the asteroid... well, it'll be what I felt like--veer away in terror, or specifically crush Hollywood so that no other passing asteroids would hear him sing again.
Re: Scientists Lie
Statistics may be used to lie quite frequently, but they play a different role in science and engineering, where they may be used quite accurately. What you see as a 1/45000 chance is just the way uncertainty is written for plebs.
"""At the end of the day, who knows what might happen, statistics cannot foretell the future, and I very much doubt anyone has done a controlled experiment on an asteroid to be able to make such a prediction."""
Statistics don't tell the future at all, and they don't even pretend to. They give odds of events, which is actually pretty useful. No controlled experiment predicts the future either - if you looked at the actual data generated from such things, you would notices uncertanties introduced from each instrument used to measure and each assumption used to control the experiment. What you get isn't a prediction, but a probability. Like a statistic.
Furthermore, nobody needs to experiment with an actual asteroid, since we know the way gravity works pretty well. An asteroid is actually a really easy problem since it happens to be in a vaccuum, which reduces all the problems of fluid flow over the thing causing drag and turbulence, which is really hard to predict for short time scales, and impossible to predict for long time scales. It would be rather easy to write a computer simulation for the trajectory of an asteroid, given enough data about it's current trajectory and trajectories of all the gravitational and light-emitting bodies. If you have that information (Which Astrophysicists know pretty well) the program is straight forward.