I can't believe Steve isn't promoting the health benefits of Kumis (fermented mare's milk). Think (low) alcoholic yoghurt.
He also missed Mr Wales's other bestest buddy - Alastair Campbell. Both he and Tony were at the wedding of the year (Alastair no doubt kilted up and playing the bloody bagpipes). Such a pity Ratko Mladić was otherwise engaged at The Hague, or he could have had a full set of war criminals - just what every girl wants at her nuptials. But since she was Tony's diary secretary, she must be used to such associations.