Crappy excuse
gets the bum's rush
Paris because... Oh, wait, wrong bodily function. Sorry....
So your arse cheeks don't slam shut
explosive...diarrhoea
informative...Sun
Britain...hospitality
exciting...Blackpool
Lilly...Allen
I have been scratching my head at this one...
Really, does a "flasher" qualify because of some semantic resemblance to Adobe's Flash?
I guess that's what happens when the author has had too many beers - the brains go down a sink along with the unborn baby and everything else.
