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Swine Flu Affront ...as in One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest Rules Catch a Severe Cold Attack

Timothy, Perhaps you could Pass on and Print the Good News to the Severely Infected. Thanks

It has come to the Notice of the Flighty Blighty AIT Fraternity, which would be an ESPecially Astute Cloud Class of NEUKlearer SISterhood, that in the Uncle Sam Meme, there is a Debilitating Inherent Genetic and/or Generic Disposition towards the Stupidity Criticality N= IQ x BS^2 x IQ x bS^S. .... as measured on the Travaglia BOFH Scale.

And indeed, as the XSSXXXXPerimental Evidence from Strictly Classified Top Secret Highly Disruptive Solo Level Research had Earlier Discovered, is the MetaDataMorph Degradation into Severe Stupidity Criticality BS^3 Fields confirmed with the Acadia triple joint venturing between Cisco, EMC and VMware.

The Prognosis in such cases has always been a Lot Less than Not Very Good, and Normally Condolences would be Sent along with Thanks for All the Phishing. However, Bletchley Binary Boffinry has dDeveloped AIVXXXXine to Order with Remarkable Costs, for even the Most Stupified of Severe and Strategically Critical Cases and thus can the Patient be Saved from the Markets of AIRapid Decline and Most Certain Demise.

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Dead Vulture

Eh?

Don't EMC own VMware anyway ? (or at least a huge proportion.....)

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Anonymous Coward

D'oh that one got away ....

Don't EMC own VMware anyway? Or at least a huge proportion???

I imagine it was a hands-up-the-back hold for VMware given how EMC treat "partners"

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Happy

sum of parts...

Sum of parts is more expensive than obtaining those parts from elsewhere

There's a sucker born every minute.

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